With Trump's income dwindling and lawsuits increasing ...

[Kablooie]

combined with his well known reputation for stiffing everyone he owes money to, what high powered law firm will take him on as a client?
His legal fees are going to be huge to defend himself from multiple high powered cases at the same time.

Oh, and add to that the fact that defending Trump may damage a legal firm's reputation and standing in the industry.
Just a little added bonus.

[elleng]

1. None

[leftieNanner]

2. Very Famous Firm

Zero, Zippo, and Zilch

[DemoTex]

5. Or that other famous firm:

Cheatam, Cumming, and Goin.

[leftieNanner]

7. Or (Hat tip to Car Talk)

Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

[MyOwnPeace]

12. And the Marine driving them to the airport on Wednesday:

Picov Andropov

[Stallion]

3. As a Member of a Reasonably Large Firm, It Will Have to be a Boutique Firm

probably specializing in Republican politics-the usual party hack lawyers

[Irish_Dem]

6. Yes the dark money GOP think tank firms. They will take him.

And he won't have to pay. Or Trump will keep grifting and rake in the dough to pay his legal bills.

[SergeStorms]

14. He's raked in close to a billion already.

That will attract some money-grubbing legal firm without a conscience.

[Irish_Dem]

15. They need to get a huge retainer up front. nt

[RockRaven]

4. Even if they were willing to deal with the reputation hit, they'd have to get a retainer the size of

their expected total fees/costs. That figure would be bonkers, and Trump would never pay that much up front.

In reality he's gonna try to pay his defense attorney bills with campaign money, which is itself illegal, of course.

He's probably gonna be defended by nutjobs looking for their moment of notoriety. Of the level of quality of Wood, Powell, and Giuliani.

[leftieNanner]

8. Don't forget that Post-Election Slush Fund he set up

The fine print says he can use it for anything.

[StarfishSaver]

10. It's probably already gone

[turtleblossom]

9. Even OJ Simpson's lawyer is backing away from Tяump. Now that's sad.

[BigmanPigman]

11. What about the morally bankrupt Dershowitz?

[moonscape]

13. I dunno. I think he has grifted

enough during his time in office that hundreds of his LLCs are stuffed with cash around the world and that it ill take a while for him to feel a pinch even with all his momey-pit businesses, legal fees, loan coming due, etc.

But his time is coming and I plan to be alive to witness it.

[Brother Mythos]

16. I don't believe it will be long before Rudolph the Leaky Lawyer ...

is back in Trump's good graces. Neither one of them has a whole lot of other options right now.

[Talitha]

21. "Rudolph the Leaky Lawyer"

Waiting for the 2021 Christmas album.

[Bayard]

17. I still think he's going to skip the country

Escape everything in a non-extradition country. It may not be right away--he doesn't know just how much trouble he's in yet--but he won't be able to handle it, monetarily or mentally. He'll suck out every last vestige of any equity he has in any properties before they are seized.

I'm sure there will be people watching this very closely. He's not smart, but he is sneaky and sly.

[Totally Tunsie]

18. I'll bet Kim Kardashian would love to take on Chump as her client!

She hasn't passed the bar yet, but reportedly plans on taking it sometime in 2022. Can Chump hang on 'til then?

[keithbvadu2]

19. Hire Rudy whom he is already stiffing.

Hire Rudy whom he is already stiffing.

Get Rudy drunk first.

[sarcasmo]

20. Bankruptcy #7 by the end of summer.

[Kablooie]

22. Can you use bankruptcy against tax fraud penalty payments?

I guess you could use chapter 7 which liquidates all your assets.i