So Agolf Twitler wants a military style sendoff on 20 January.

[kairos12]

Ok. I suggest the example they use is the helicopter lifting off the last Americans from the roof of the American Embassy in Saigon in 1975.

[Karadeniz]

1. HA!

[Hugin]

2. I'm sure I could scare up a plank he could walk.

The usual fate of mutineers and seditious traitors.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. I'd be OK with a military escort to Leavenworth.

[Hugin]

5. Looks like you hit a sore spot with the OP, kairos.

Good job.

[Delmette2.0]

6. He just has to have most if not all the attention.

He has done nothing to deserve any kind of dignified send off. Just let him start his new life with a reality check.

[onethatcares]

7. swear him into the military

and send him to Ft Leonard Wood for basic training, Paris Island or the Great Lakes. Then keep him as holdover for three cycles.

[kentuck]

8. He believes if he can gather another crowd...

...he can incite another attack upon the inauguration or some other target, in my opinion.

[marble falls]

9. Firing squads make for intimate little military ceremonies.

[The Wizard]

10. Court martial for treason

and summary justice.

[The Blue Flower]

11. Fire him out of a howitzer

Could be fun. It would be a great fundraiser for Dems.

[NCjack]

12. Call a taxi to the WH, dump Trump into the back seat, give the driver

$5,000 (includes the tip, McD's along the trip) to take him to Mar-a-Lago. Chinese fireworks as the taxi begins to pull away. DC police with sirens to the DC border.

[mnmoderatedem]

13. well there IS a military style presence in DC right now

just not what he was envisioning though