Hey! Whatcha doin' this weekend?

[Turbineguy]

Getting arrested I guess.

Jesus suffered and died on the cross so that this guy wouldn't have to get a real job.

[snort]

1. I was hoping for double super secret full global martial law.

What a letdown.

[Turbineguy]

7. I believe in this context it's

Marshall Law.

[snort]

9. Would you believe Barney Fife Law?

How about a boy scout troop?

[BeerBarrelPolka]

2. Another

Another prophecy from a religious pastor. I am particularly impressed with how he can read and edit at the same time.

[haele]

3. He's already wearing jumpsuit orange...

Greedy insurrectionist moron.

Haele

[safeinOhio]

4. Do they really buy this stuff.

Seems when ever I offer a bet of some real money, they decline taking my bet. Then I have to tell them that they don't buy really buy it either.

[BeerBarrelPolka]

6. ?

What will this loon say come Wednesday when none of this comes to pass?

[Siwsan]

5. Does a decoder ring come with this conspiracy?

I'd love to have a decoder ring. Especially if it is set with a turquoise stone.

[Duncan Grant]

8. I'm not gullible. *You're* gullible!

So, let’s see what he’s saying next Thursday. (Am I the only one infuriated by their stupidity?)

[BlueSpot]

10. When he said he was going to "try" to read it he sure wasn't kidding!

I'm not sure which was worse, the stupidity of the content or the stumbling delivery.