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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBROKEN: Memo from Pentagon to Donald J. Trump
Mr. President,
Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, we will be unable to provide you with the traditional presidential farewell ceremony on January 20. All such events are cancelled until all personnel receive both COVID-19 vaccine injections. Unfortunately, not enough vaccine has been available to immunize all personnel. The pandemic is adversely affecting readiness, so we are taking all possible precautions. We know you will understand.
We will, of course, provide necessary services to speed you on your way to Florida.
Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, we will be unable to provide you with the traditional presidential farewell ceremony on January 20. All such events are cancelled until all personnel receive both COVID-19 vaccine injections. Unfortunately, not enough vaccine has been available to immunize all personnel. The pandemic is adversely affecting readiness, so we are taking all possible precautions. We know you will understand.
We will, of course, provide necessary services to speed you on your way to Florida.
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BROKEN: Memo from Pentagon to Donald J. Trump (Original Post)
MineralMan
Jan 2021
OP
It seemed just a smidgen too flippant to have come off the desk of a Pentagon general.
BobTheSubgenius
Jan 2021
#12
malaise
(269,044 posts)1. I wish I wish I wish!
Budi
(15,325 posts)2. Wish it wasn't a joke post. 🥂
It is what they SHOULD tell him.
21 gun salute & a Red Carpet extit is what he requested as of this morning.
They should just call Jared to come pick him up at the side door of the WH. 🤬
DBoon
(22,366 posts)6. i'd go with a 21 gun salute
If they used 21 fart blasters as the guns:
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,732 posts)3. I wish they'd FedEx him to Florida in a crate.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)7. A Capital Idea!
Mopar151
(9,983 posts)4. What is he departing on?
Is his own plane picking him up😋
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)8. Maybe they'll fly him in a jump seat on a very noisy cargo plane.
Offer him a cold bologna and cheese sandwich in flight. That's what I'd suggest.
captain queeg
(10,207 posts)5. If he is planning on flying away on AF1 better get there by noon
If he is in route at time they should just land at the nearest airport and kick his fat ass out on the tarmac. I'd pay money to see that.
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)9. Wouldn't It Be Nice?
Takket
(21,575 posts)10. they also attached this gif.......
MineralMan
(146,317 posts)11. Perfect!
BobTheSubgenius
(11,564 posts)12. It seemed just a smidgen too flippant to have come off the desk of a Pentagon general.
Story checks out, though.
George II
(67,782 posts)13. Wouldn't that be great?