AOC, Omar and Twitter Sued for $88 Million for 'Overbearing Pain and Suffering' Due to Trump Ban

[Autumn]

https://www.newsweek.com/aoc-omar-twitter-sued-88-million-overbearing-pain-suffering-due-trump-ban-1561917

A California man is suing Twitter and two progressive congresswomen in connection with President Donald Trump's suspension from the social media platform, citing "overbearing pain and suffering."

In the complaint filed in a U.S. District Court in California on Tuesday, Erik Estavillo argued that he and every "follower that was, without a doubt, emotionally and mentally damaged as a result of the Presidents' ban" is entitled to $88.7 million each.

Estavillo, who is representing himself, is also seeking the reinstatement of Trump's account and a retaliatory Twitter ban on Representatives Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar, who, he argues, promote "Eastern communist philosophies."

The plaintiff claims that because of various health problems, including depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder and Crohn's syndrome, Estavillo has "no friends" and can rarely leave the house. As a result, the complaint says, he heavily relies on Twitter to participate in political discourse.

I can think of a few lawyers who would be happy to help this Snowflake.

[LakeArenal]

1. Sounds like a case for Rudy !!

[d_b]

2. In the court beside the dildo shop

[Wicked Blue]

3. Is this The Onion? nt

[Autumn]

12. No it's not. Even better the guy is a Democrat who just happens to be a Sanders supporter,

who thinks AOC and Omar will promote "Eastern communist philosophies."

[badboy67]

17. -

[Under The Radar]

4. This one should certainly be televised

[mercuryblues]

5. Is Estavillo Devin Nunes alias?

[Blue Owl]

6. Bwaaaaaaaah!

Paging Rudy Giuliani... Paging Rudy Giuliani...

[gratuitous]

7. Sounds like an airtight case to me

Send me a W-9, Mr. Estavillo, with your full name, address, and social security number so I'll know who to make the check out to.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. I Can Think Of A Few Other Reasons...

...that this guy has no friends.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. This guy is a serial pro se litigant with a history of bizarre and unsuccessful lawsuits

like this one: https://nypost.com/2020/06/25/sex-addict-claims-hot-female-gamers-caused-him-to-injure-penis/

[Autumn]

18. I wonder why he left out sex addiction and his chaffed penis in this ri-dick-ulous allegation ?

[better]

20. Probably didn't wanna come off too cocky.

Might lead to premature adjudication.

[TheBlackAdder]

26. Oh, shit. This guy is unbelievable.

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To cure the “Twitch” in his pants, the self-proclaimed sex addict reportedly resorted to using a Fleshlight to masturbate while watching the salacious gamers, which resulted in him “chaffing” his penis every day.

The plaintiff’s randy pastime was “extremely painful” and caused him redness and mild infections that forced him to use “Neosporin on his tip to prevent necrosis,” per the 56-page document.

Estavillo alleges in the transcript he even once ejaculated on his PC monitor, which caused his gaming system to short-circuit and resulted in a fire that temporarily caused his apartment to black out.

He's one spunky guy.

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[stillcool]

10. wonder how he made out with this one

Last year, Estavillo sued Twitch over masturbation injuries allegedly caused by "scantily clad gamers" on the platform.

[Buns_of_Fire]

11. "Dismissed. Bailiff, kick Mr. Estavillo in the butt. Next case." nt

[Dem2theMax]

13. 'emotionally and mentally damaged.'

Ummm, I'm guessing that's the way he's been all his life.

[struggle4progress]

14. I hope he can get the professional help he needs

[Hermit-The-Prog]

21. Don't be socialisming! The amendment says he's free to be crazy!

It's in the constitution -- thou shalt suffer the twits to tweet or pay profusely. Do your own research!

[Raven123]

15. Hard case to prove. These folks were mentally damaged way before the ban

[octoberlib]

16. This is a frivolous lawsuit and this guy should be sanctioned.

[MissMillie]

19. Promoting communist philosophies

probably NOT against terms of service. (Not that these Congresswomen do that)

Promoting violence... um.... yup


He can still engage in political discourse. No harm, no foul.


All done.

[PurgedVoter]

22. His persuit of this lawsuit is causing me Overbearning Pain and Suffering.

I want my $88.7 million. Soros is apparently a dead beat and he hasn't paid up. Let's see if this guy is better.

[demtenjeep]

23. oh how stupid

I guess they have to get it out of their systems.

[smirkymonkey]

24. Umm, yeah. Whatever.

Good luck with that, asshole.

[DangerousRhythm]

25. $88 million?

Is this guy a Nazi? Interesting number choice there.

[DFW]

27. Is he suing Twitter for not existing prior to 2006?

Or it that the year he was born?

[Vivienne235729]

28. Wow, it's almost like they train and compete in absurdities.