BROKEN: Leaked 'Bagman's Guide to Meeting Donald Trump's Minions'

[MineralMan]

1. Do not attempt to present payment with any sort of check, even a bank check. Checks can be traced. Only cash is accepted.
2. You can carry $1 million in cash in a medium sized soft-sided briefcase. You need 100 bundles of $100 bills. Packed carefully, they will easily fit. Bundles of $100 bills are easily counted.
3. Do not mention money in any way during your meeting. Simply hand over the briefcase(s) for counting.
4. Tell nobody about your visit, either before or afterwards. Trust nobody, except for the President's representative.
5. Do not inquire whether the amount you deliver is adequate.
6. Do not call afterward to check on the progress of the desired pardon. You will learn whether you are successful in due time.

[lagomorph777]

1. Oh, in case anybody doesn't know, I'm an official minion, available anytime for a meeting.

If you're in doubt, just ask Mark Meadows. He won't confirm it, which is how you can be sure I am who I say I am.

[Pantagruel]

2. Have to admire

the entrepreneur spirit displayed in this thread. Is the the vaunted American exceptionalism so often cited by the RWNJ?