Funny tweet about Trump's next couple of hours:

[tblue37]

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Yoni Appelbaum
@YAppelbaum
The next two hours—as the president releases his health-care plan, his infrastructure proposals, and his tax returns—are poised to be unusually busy.

[lagomorph777]

1. Also, he'll be out there finishing his wall.

[2naSalit]

3. +1

[tblue37]

8. And collecting that check from Mexico.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

2. And he still has the sole authority to start a nuclear war!

[Turin_C3PO]

4. Yeah, there's still that.

May these next 2.5 hours pass in a hurry.

[bdamomma]

5. don't they

not give him acceptance to those codes anymore?

[WhiskeyGrinder]

9. There are two footballs. Trump's will expire as soon as Biden takes the oath.

[bdamomma]

10. oh geez

that oath needs to be done at 11:59.

[thucythucy]

6. Then too there's Melania's press conference

where she will answer any and all questions about her "Einstein" citizenship and allegations she worked here illegally.

And what about all those lawsuits he was going to file against the women accusing him of rape and sexual assault?

White House staff must be "working feverishly" to get all that done.

....

Well, maybe not.

[Mr. Ected]

7. Don't forget that Mexico will be SWIFT transferring funds this am

Payment in full for the wall.