Trump Doesn't Have Time For Golf Now

[DanieRains]

He looking for lawyers he can not pay full time now.

That and begging for money from Putin.

Sucks to be you Donald.

And yes that is hounds you hear....

[Initech]

1. And it will be very difficult to play with an ankle monitor!

[shelshaw]

2. And no public teet to fund his excursions

[Hugin]

4. He has padded his income a little by extending the SS protection for the extended grifting family...

I bet he regrets not having a dog now, because he would have surely put agents to protect it, too. Paying to go to the restroom in his bed-bug palace.

[former9thward]

7. The SS are not good at protecting dogs.

Clinton's dog, Buddy, was killed, while under SS protection after he left the presidency. They let it run in traffic and it was hit.

https://web.archive.org/web/20070101083440/http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/01/03/buddy.killed/

[Hugin]

9. A regrettable, but, wise decision on the Secret Service's part.

Throwing yourself in the path of an oncoming car doesn't usually help the dog.

[former9thward]

14. Wise?

Maybe they should have kept it from running into traffic. There are a thing called leashes.

[gab13by13]

3. I'm a year younger than Trump

and watching his swing lately I'm guessing he isn't shooting any course records. I still play from the back tees, not sure about Trump.

It looks to me like Trump is having trouble clearing the hips. Thinking about prison will also cause a person to miss those 3 foot putts, er I guess those are gimmies for Trump.

If I could spell schadenfreude I am guilty of it.

[MurrayDelph]

10. According to "Commander in Cheat"

The way Trump got his name on the course record was by being the first person to play the course.

[ProfessorGAC]

13. His Swing Was Never Good

Too sudden. No transition, and he comes over the top. His turn is incomplete, but I acknowledge that could be age. (Though I'm 64, and can turn past 90°)
His angle into impact is steep, and he slides forward a good 5 inches during impact. The perfect storm for thin, fat, thin, fat.... Also, leads to blocks.
His putting stroke looks like he's in a hurry to get it over.
His short game is stabby.
He's a notorious stroke shaver. Whatever he says he shot, add 18.
Not only is he not setting course records, he couldn't break 70 on a par 3 course. And, Graham says he shot a 73. Yeah, if he stopped counting shots after the 13th hole!

[brewens]

5. It's gonna be real interesting to see the activities of Trump and his family moving forward.

How do they maintain the lifestyles they have become accustomed to? Melania can always fall back on her previous occupation. Her status as former first lady will keep her stock high and that accent, it only makes her more exotic to wealthy men. She'll be fine.

For the rest of them, once the courts are done with them, if they remain free, where does the money come from? The suckers and losers they fleeced before will cut them off. Trump won't live long. Jared and Ivanka might be left with some wealth. Uday and Qusay could end up penniless! That will bring true joy to my heart!

[BComplex]

6. Melania is 50 years old.

She needs to start thinking about retirement.

[Yeehah]

11. Trump will likely try to become some sort of TV/media personality

like he was before he became president. He will fail.

[malaise]

8. The best part of the Trumps living in Florida is this

Florida is the lightning capital of the U.S., averaging thunderstorms 70-100 days per year. In Florida on average, lightning kills 10 and injures 40 people per year. ... Lightning strikes the United States 20 million times per year.

If I lived there I'd move now for that loser will attract hurricanes.

Every singe Trump will find Florida unbearable from June to October. Take that to the bank.

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

12. Probably going to be happy the wall was never built

He's going to have to make a break for Mexico. Just like a deperado in an old western. "If I can get across the border the posse can't chase me".