"I was going to get a Harley once myself." . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

ex-Presidented Trump is saying: "And now, get this, all the big high-rolling international banks have cut me off. . . . Little do they know what's about to happen. . . . Not one of my followers will be financing multi-million dollar construction projects in foreign countries through them. . . . None. . . . Nada. . . . What were they thinking?"

[ProfessorGAC]

1. Is That Bottom Quote Real?

He has followers choosing not to borrow millions from foreign banks?
What?
Corporations and uber rich people are already distancing themselves FROM HIM!
If that quote is real, I'm going to assume he's on meth!

[skip fox]

7. Warning. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative sport, but

we try to copy our expose our subject's avarice, bigotry, general malice, or as here, stupidity.

Of course such an audience would have no need for multi-million dollar loans to back construction projects in foreign countries.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. The Problem With This Sort of Exercise...

...is that nothing is too absurd for this idiot.
Reality is identical to parody!

[TexasTowelie]

2. "...but all I got was a Hawley instead."

[Brother Buzz]

3. Damn near DUzy worthy!

[lame54]

4. Born To Be Biled

[Blue Owl]

6. Sleazy Rider

with his legions of Hell's Satans...

[gulliver]

9. I have some friends who want to join us for breakfast at the town restaurant, Grandma. Ok?