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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFarewell to Trump's Baby Sociopaths
Good riddance to the fake redneck, the cancer-charity grifter, and the amoral Florida Woman.
Today we say goodbye and good riddance to Donald J. Trump, the worst, laziest, and most tangerine-hued of our 45 presidents. He left a path of destruction in his wake that included 400,000 dead Americans, a decimated economy, shattered norms, broken laws, and endless grifting. And if his venality, corruption, and incompetence werent enough, he punctuated his tenure in the highest (and before now, most respected) office by inciting an attempt to overthrow the same institutions that empowered himthe act of a malignant and sociopathic narcissist who is also, to use a diagnosis not technically listed in the DSM, a giant baby.
But we also must bid farewell to the Trump children: the ambulatory evidence that narcissism, incompetence, and corruption are genetically inherited traits. Like their decency-challenged paterfamilias, they hardly bothered to veil their contempt for democratic norms, and used every available opportunity to exploit their positionsand by extension, taxpayersto make money and accumulate unearned power. They deserve their own send-off, especially considering the persistent rumors that they have political ambitions of their own and that some form of recidivism seems inevitable. Each one is unique and memorable, much in the same way that every individual experience of food poisoning is similarly horrible and yet surprisingly varied in its repulsiveness.
A personal favorite among the things that wont be missed: Donald Trump Jr.s redneck cosplay. As a rural Alabama native who grew up in a family full of hunters, its sometimes entertaining to watch Juniora New York Citynative, Ivy-educated, Buckley School grad who probably spent many high school weekends doing coke in the bathroom of Dorrianssuit up like a Duck Dynasty extra and awkwardly pantomime those things that he thinks red-state Trumpists do (bless his heart). Only the unfettered racism comes naturally to him. Its unnerving to watch him wave around such a vast assortment of absurdly souped-up guns, each one more accessorized with far-right stickers and gratuitous vanity mods than the last. As a rule, you never want a guy with unresolved anger issues to have easy access to high-powered firearms, let alone a collection that he probably has to transport with a forklift.
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On this front, Eric Trump seems a little more put together, or at the very least, Ive never seen him look like he was on the verge of bursting into tears, which is a semi-regular feature of Juniors appearances. Neither of them was supposed to be involved in their dads campaign, but the entire Trump family interprets conflict of interest as an ethical conflict that may be of interest in the participatory sense. Erics contributions to the Trump legacy mostly include guaranteeing his wife a $180,000 salary via marriage and funneling money from a kids cancer charity into his businessand admittedly, stealing money from children with cancer is so cartoonishly villainous it wouldnt be plausible in a Marvel movie. My most controversial Trump-related opinion is that Eric is not actually The Dumbest One, but the competition is so heavy for the title that its sometimes hard to tell.
Which brings us to Ivanka, who once got into an argument at a dinner party about the difference between liberal and libertarian, which she maintained were the same thing, and when the person she was arguing with suggested she Google it, she replied that shed take it under advisement. Now she is in the position of having to take her own advisement and find something new, as she recently counseled millions of newly unemployed Americans (presumably because Let them eat coding was too awkward a construction).
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So Ivanka will soon be a Florida Woman, and will presumably adopt the in-state tradition of insisting that parts of Florida are not really Southern and that other parts are lower Alabama, but in a breathy voice thats inexplicably two octaves lower than it should be. Her on-camera appearances will continue to have a certain hostage video quality, and the expert hair and makeup will not compensate for the unsettling uncanny valley effect she exudes when she tries to speak with authentic human emotion.
She wont be alone. Jared Kushner is not literally a Trump child, but he might as well be. He is as qualified as Ivanka to be a senior White House adviser, benefitted from the same nepotism, and has many of the traits most pronounced in the Trump children: an inflated sense of entitlement; a belief that his wealth is simultaneously a product of meritocracy and dynastic fate; and a visceral allergy to any kind of knowledge acquisition that involves listening to experts, talking to anyone with a lower net worth, or reading anything longer than the first paragraph of this column that doesnt contain his literal name.
https://newrepublic.com/article/160982/goodbye-trump-children-ivanka-jared
chowder66
(9,070 posts)Blue Owl
(50,393 posts)dameatball
(7,398 posts)dalton99a
(81,513 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)Ford_Prefect
(7,901 posts)She clearly expects to ride Jr's rep and connections into some kind of GOP political future.
bedazzled
(1,761 posts)shudder
Ford_Prefect
(7,901 posts)She's definitely a "Count de Money" type of political animal
bedazzled
(1,761 posts)i can't imagine it is possible to go lower than she has
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Iggo
(47,558 posts)Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)niyad
(113,323 posts)IronLionZion
(45,447 posts)Unlike the Trump spawn, social worker Ashley Biden doesn't want any role in her dad's administration.
ffr
(22,670 posts)Hekate
(90,708 posts)Also, photos all seem to show her with that bee-stung kissy look. What is that about? Is it sexy? Or is she telling us to kiss her ass?
My oh my am I glad to have them away from the White House.
ShazzieB
(16,412 posts)That's my guess. I think it's dumb, but it doesn't grate on me as much as the "duck lips" some female celebs make when they're being photographed. (Olsen twins, I'm looking at you. )
niyad
(113,323 posts)upgrade. To read an article? Really?
JudyM
(29,250 posts)may be of interest in the participatory sense.
Thats a classic rendering.