"I like Ivanka" says a nervous Marco Rubio

[JI7]

I guess she considers him one of those low class types . We will probably see Rubio do what Graham has been doing to try to get the Trump's to support him .



The last time Marco Rubio looked this uncomfortable in the national spotlight, he was stuck on robotic repeat in a Republican debate, being pummelled by Chris Christie.

Or maybe it was when he lunged for a bottle of water as he sweated his way through a response to Barack Obama’s State of the Union address, back in 2013.

“I like Ivanka, and we worked very well together on issues, and she’s a US…” Rubio said, trailing off then pivoting swiftly to a list of his perceived successes “for the people of Florida” since he was elected in 2010.

The interview ended soon after, a relieved Rubio able to avoid any further reference to his new Miami neighbour.

Scholars of Rubio’s previous encounters with Ivanka Trump will have noted this was far from his first moment of awkwardness. In June 2017 he was photographed trying and failing to give her a hug in Washington, the image inevitably going viral.






https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/24/marco-rubio-sweats-ivanka-trump-senate-challenge

[Wounded Bear]

1. Forget it Marco, she's not gonna sleep with you...

[RealityCheque]

7. Heck, she doesn't even sleep with Jared.

[Aristus]

12. Nope. Daddy needs his "special nights" more than ever now...

[still_one]

13. .............................

[underpants]

2. They look so lifelike

😟

[TheBlackAdder]

5. Liddle Marco be like "This reminds me of Madame Tussauds. So real looking."

[KatyMan]

8. That was the joke about Nancy Reagan back in the day

"I love Nancy Reagan, she's so lifelike"

[Botany]

3. Is it just me or does that picture scream don't touch me?

n/t

[TheBlackAdder]

4. Brum ba brum brum

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[RealityCheque]

6. Now I know why my daddy said

You are “little” Marco, I can’t feel a thing!

[kentuck]

9. This is going to blow up in his face!

Big time!

[dalton99a]

10. Trump to Little Marco: "Watch it! You're trespassing"

[Walleye]

11. Little, little Marco she won't even let you use her toilets

[Chainfire]

14. Looks like he is trying to hug someone with rigor mortis.

Some news reporter need to ask Marco, "So Marco, the last time you had sex were you with someone or alone?"

[leftyladyfrommo]

15. He probably likes plastic blow up dolls. nt

[BSdetect]

16. we should register as repugs just to get her nominated then vote Dem of course

She is a clown.

[Blue Owl]

17. Marco needed a cigarette after that -- and some water...

[OnDoutside]

18. "He moved on her like a social inadequate"