Biden's Coronavirus Plan Calls for Americans to Stay Home and Watch Impeachment

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Unveiling a bold new plan to fight the coronavirus, President Biden called on Americans to stay at home next month and watch the impeachment trial.

“I recognize that I’m asking everyone to make a tremendous sacrifice,” he said. “That’s why I’m issuing a stay-at-home order only for a time when there’s something really good on TV.”

The President denied that asking all Americans to watch the impeachment trial was at odds with his pledge to unify the nation.

“Look—here’s the deal,” he said. “People watch the Super Bowl every year, even when there are two teams nobody cares about. The impeachment has two teams everybody cares about.”

“There’s nothing more unifying than when everybody is watching the same show,” he added. “Look at how ‘Tiger King’ brought us together. Look at ‘Bridgerton.’ Come on, man.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/bidens-coronavirus-plan-calls-for-americans-to-stay-home-and-watch-impeachment

[MisterNiceKitty]

1. He's too funny

[WyattKansas]

2. And please include any and all surveillance audio/video showing exactly what tRUMP was doing...

After he sent his MAGAt Brigade to seize Congress to install him as Dictator, when he was eating McDonald's cheeseburgers and gulping Diet Coke in his Depends watching multiple news coverages of the insurrection/sedition attack on Congress... Please include instant replays of him promising his MAGAts that he would be there too with them.