Oh, what the hell! Let him back on Twitter!

[kentuck]

And call off the impeachment trial.

And call the last election a fraud and give it to Trump.

And require all members of Congress to carry heat on the floor.

Give a pardon to all those "patriots" that stormed our Capitol and killed people and threatened to hang Mike Pence.

It was all just a joke.

What's the matter? You can't take a joke.

What the hell?!

[Wednesdays]

1. You need to turn off Fox News. eom

[Irish_Dem]

2. But if you wear a watch you need to go to jail. nt

[Atticus]

3. Careful! Some here recognize sarcasm; some do not. (That was sarcasm, right?) nt

[kentuck]

4. Yeah, it was.

But I didn't think I would need the little sarcasm thingy for this one.

[LakeArenal]

6. You'd think...but no. Some perpetually perturbed everywhere.

[Chainfire]

15. I had no doubt it was sarcasm.

I would also, sarcastically, suggest that we should just throw Biden out and Bring Trump back.....

We do need unity, right?

[kentuck]

17. Jesus would like that.

And so would Falwell, Jr and Franklin Graham. They know a good Christian when they see him.

[Atticus]

18. That parenthetical question? That was sarcasm! nt

[Chainfire]

19. Hey, my parents don't have a damn thing to do with it!

[Atticus]

21. HEY! Keyboards ain't cheap! nt

[wryter2000]

5. Yeah, and furthermore

BENGHAZI!!!!!

[kentuck]

7. Damn straight!

Re-open Benghazi and call Hillary back in to testify for 11 more hours.

And subpoena Obama.

[wryter2000]

9. And order Obama to bring his long-form birth certificate n/t

n/t

[11 Bravo]

11. But only after he apologizes for that tan suit!

[magicarpet]

20. Have Bill Clinton bring in all his underwear from the dirty laundry basket,...

... Ken Starr wants to do another DNA and sniff test. He has nothing to do and is terribly bored.

[CatMor]

8. Never ever forget President Obama wore a tan suit.

[KayF]

10. give the guy a break!

(actual quote from Nikki Haley)

[Lady Freedom Returns]

12. They don't really want him back on Twitter.

And he really doesn't want to go back on Twitter. Because people like me are waiting 🐯🍴. He can block us from answering his tweets but we are slick, we know how to still get under his skin.

[kentuck]

13. They should just give him Air Force One as a gift...

After all that money he gave back to the government for not taking a salary.

[leftstreet]

14. It's weird to think Twitter basically ended his presidency

It's not important, but he had access to a WH press room, FOX news would normally have shit itself giving him air time, etc.

Somehow I don't think Twitter was the only venue silencing him

[Chainfire]

16. I take no small amount of pleasure knowing that Tweeter Trump can't Tweet.

I know it must drive him nuts.

[stillcool]

22. Just hit the re-set button...

or is that the diet-coke button?