Can we all take a moment and express our sympathy for the QAnon Shaman?

[True Dough]

NAH!!! Screw that guy. Enjoy your (organic) just desserts, dipshit!

Link to tweet

[In_The_Wind]

1. Oh well.

[stopbush]

2. "Look at me, look at me!!!!!"

Fucking asshole in a costume only a narcissist asshole would wear.

[ailsagirl]

5. He acts as if he's at a costume party and won first place

[fleur-de-lisa]

3. I thought a judge ordered that

he should get organic food while in custody. What changed?

[True Dough]

8. I believe there was some inaccurate reporting

It was followed up by articles correcting the misunderstanding. No exceptions made for this creep.

https://www.newsweek.com/qanon-shaman-jake-angeli-organic-diet-1561528

[fleur-de-lisa]

35. Ha! Good.

[True Dough]

45. Well, I guess things have changed now...

Link to tweet

BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[11 Bravo]

4. Sure. Dear "Shaman", I'm genuinely sorry that you're such a stupid sonofabitch!"

[BlueTsunami2018]

6. He's an actor.

A non-working actor yes but still an actor. This was not the best or brightest role to take.

[DBoon]

23. he will never get his Screen Actors Guild membership

[BlueTsunami2018]

24. Probably not.

He should have gone for toothpaste commercials or something instead of insurrectionist.

[DBoon]

26. The Crest toothpaste shaman!

[underpants]

28. He's "between jobs" as I hear it

But flew to DC (I’m guessing)

[Vinca]

7. What's his faith? Batshitism?

[Docreed2003]

12. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[underpants]

14. Seriously, is there a "faith" that requires organic?

[Princess Turandot]

19. Ah yes. The Department of Corrections wondered that as well..

Email from them to Horn Boy's counsel:

DOC's "Religious Services staff" were unable to find "religious merit pertaining to organic food or diet for Shamanism Practitioner."

His attorney asked that he be served 'wild river trout'.

Next he'll ask to appear in full regalia during an eventual trial.

[Vinca]

21. Did the attorney suggest a nice wine for said trout?

[underpants]

25. I hear that Skinny Ben makes a nice apple pruno in C block

It really brings out the trouts freshness.

Yes I had to look pruno up.

[Vinca]

30. I don't think I want to know. LOL.

[underpants]

33. Prison wine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruno

[underpants]

27. Thanks. I didn't think there was.

He should have just asked for Kosher.

[dalton99a]

9. He can't eat without seeing the Long-Form Certificate of Organic Status and Test Results

[MontanaMama]

10. Check the shaman's credit card statement.

I'd bet dollars to donuts that he ate non-organic food on his way to and from the insurrection.

[brewens]

11. Well, if he has a cellmate, there may be an organic option they're overlooking.

[True Dough]

17. brewens!

That would involve some "pipe smoking," which is probably illegal in jail cells!

[marble falls]

18. really.

[Blue Owl]

29. I've head that toilet wine has some 'organic' particles in it

[Aviation Pro]

13. Nope, fuck that guy.

....

[Gothmog]

15. This idiot deserves no sympathy

[Hekate]

44. He's going to have to cosplay in an orange jumpsuit

[MagickMuffin]

16. I guess he didn't think of the consequences of insurrection and trying to overthrow the government

Having "some" regrets!

Well I will enjoy whatever punishment that gets doled out to you. I just hope it's at least the 10 years your leader put in place before causing destruction of Federal Buildings.

But I'd give you a lot more for you disrespect of the Capitol Building, but also for the disrespect you showed in the Senate with your "war cry" and your f'd up prayer.

I really don't care, DO YOU!


N
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I do not

[RainCaster]

20. I got yer sympathy right here

It's in my cats litter box, and I'm sure it's organic.

[iscooterliberally]

22. Here's an organic baloney sandwich MF'r. Just eat it!

[sarcasmo]

31. Mommy the prison won't serve me organic lunch. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Deuxcents]

32. He can eat shit

That should be organic enough

[Baked Potato]

34. That sure isn't working out for him.

[True Dough]

36. Just curious...

Are you an organic Baked Potato?

[Baked Potato]

37. Why, yes, the only kind!

[Chainfire]

38. The Face of the Republican Party.

A hero for our time. He is a patriot who being persecuted by those who hate freedom. A man willing to sacrifice others in the name of his exalted loser. A real manly man.

If he wants sympathy, he can find it in the dictionary. I hope he is in the sleaziest jail in America and I hope he remains locked up for decades.

[ProfessorGAC]

39. Just Eat, Jakey!

Speaking as an ORGANIC CHEMIST, anything with a covalently bound carbon in it's chemically "organic".
Just eat, Jakey.

[True Dough]

41. I'm going to send him a pack of MSG

Any covalently bound carbon in that?

[ProfessorGAC]

42. Absolutely

It's a 6 carbon amino acid. A hydrogen on one of the singlet acyl oxygens is neutralized with baking soda.
Hence MONO sodium glutamate.
I'm betting this is way more than you wanted to know!

[True Dough]

43. I'm not paying a dime for these lessons

so I thank you, Professor. Hold court at your leisure.