Alrighty then.....

[Nevilledog]

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The responses are epic

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[Marie Marie]

1. Crisps, Coke and Ketamine - the Holy Trinity of getting' down.

[Nevilledog]

2. Amen.

Er....4men

[dalton99a]

3. The "Crystal Methodist"

[Nevilledog]

4. Those appear to be the offending crisps covering his holy nipples in the 2nd photo

[MustLoveBeagles]

6. There are some things you can't unsee

Photos 2 and 3 fall into that category.

[Nevilledog]

8. True

[mr_lebowski]

5. My man knows how to party, no doubt about it ...

And I give him props for paying for (presumably) legal age prostitutes instead of molesting kids. Good on ya, Reverend.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

7. SCROTUS will order his release because religion.

[cwydro]

9. I'm guessing this happened in England.

Looks like a typical English tab story, plus the reference to “crisps.”