This finally answers everything: Pillow Loser Lindell: Capitol Rioters Were Drugged By Antifa Sluts

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MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell is fast becoming known as the nation’s kookiest conspiracy theorist. His latest theory takes the cake.

In a post on social media dumpster fire Parler, Lindell produced a new spin on the real reason behind the Capitol attack.

“The rioters were hypnotized by antifa temptresses who hid psychoactive drugs in their vaginas,” said Lindell. “If you look at the video, many of the rioters had crazed looks in their eyes.”

Several Trump supporters are still clinging to the ridiculous fantasy that antifa was behind the attack, not Trump supporters.

Lindell is a notorious conspiracy theorist who seems to leave a trail of wreckage in his wake. Last week, a Newsmax reporter walked off the set after Lindell started ranting about fixed voting machines.



https://thebiznews.org/2021/02/05/lindell-capitol-rioters-were-drugged-by-antifa-sluts/

[Ilsa]

1. So the magats got the drugs by exactly what means, now?

Did the magats have their heads down in said-temptresses' lady parts?

Why didn't I think of that???

[uponit7771]

2. Thi ... this can't be real, smdh ... these people shouldn't be able to drive on open roads

[LearnedHand]

19. SO MUCH THIS

[WhiskeyGrinder]

3. Learn to discern. Christ.

[uponit7771]

11. +1

[lame54]

4. So, Trumpers are sluts who will...

Put their dicks in anything - even their mortal enemies

Plenty of women Trumpers there too

[Ligyron]

5. Where can I find one of them Antifa Tempresses?

I’d love to buy her a drink or two and maybe dinner if she’s not vegan. Inquiring minds would love to know.

[BeerBarrelPolka]

8. Yeah

If she's vegan she won't eat sausage.

[Ilsa]

13. LOL!!! nt

[lagomorph777]

6. The Onion?

[Liberal In Texas]

9. That's what I was wondering....you can't tell anymore. n/t

[Blue Owl]

7. Gwenyth Paltrow's exploding vagina-scented Antifa candles were spotted behind some bushes

[ProfessorGAC]

10. He's Gone From Crack To Meth

Either that or all that crack smoking caused severe brain damage.

[0rganism]

12. I was just thinking "how much crack does a person have to smoke to believe something this bizarre?"

but maybe the simplest answer is a switch to meth

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Method Will F A Person Up

Saw it myself in a band in the 80s.
Guy went coke, freebase, meth.
The first 2 went on for 18 months. Never missed work, remembered all our songs, made no enemies.
2 months after going meth, lost his job, was useless as a drummer, lost wife & daughter, and had a bucketful of people hating his guts.
It's the worst effect I've ever seen.

[BlueIdaho]

15. He's gonna have to stop smoking

The shredded foam from his shit pillows.

[muriel_volestrangler]

16. "A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids ...

... without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen... tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?
Ripper: Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.
Mandrake: Hmm.
Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.
Mandrake: Hmm.
Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.
Mandrake: No.
Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Dr._Strangelove

[Iggo]

17. Um...that's how you HIDE drugs from incels, not how you deliver them

[TuskMoar]

18. Can Anyone Tell Me If This is For Real or Not?

I am double overed laughing at this and want to share it with some friends. I need to know if this is real before sharing. And, how sad is it that this might actually be true? I mean really? I have to ask if this is real? Holy crap I am scaring myself.

[LearnedHand]

20. Just to clarify

He meant the crazed women were drugged by the vagina traps as well?

[Initech]

21. Whew, that is way too much crazy for one sentence!