QAnon Can't Decide If Their Shaman Is a Super Soldier or 'Rat Sack of Shit'

[Nevilledog]

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David Gilbert
@daithaigilbert
After disavowing Trump, the QAnon Shaman is:

• "a rat sack of shit"
• a Navy super soldier
• a plant to distract from the real operation
• a government operative
• a CNN patsy (cc @Donie)

QAnon just can't make up its mind.

QAnon Can’t Decide If Their Shaman Is a Super Soldier or ‘Rat Sack of Shit’
Jake Angeli has flipped on former President Trump and offered to testify against him in the impeachment trial.
vice.com
7:04 AM · Feb 11, 2021

https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7vmzd/qanon-cant-decide-if-their-shaman-is-a-super-soldier-or-rat-sack-of-shit

[lagomorph777]

1. That animal is the perfect representative for the terror movement.

[Siwsan]

2. Wait............ Navy Super SOLDIER?

[soothsayer]

4. Space Force submariner?

[BeerBarrelPolka]

3. Well

He'll go with the answer most likely to make him the most money, and the least chance of getting his ass kicked at the self-serve checkout at Piggly Wiggly.

[maxsolomon]

5. He's a glory hog.

His main goal was fame, and Qrumpism was a means to that end. I wouldn't be surprised if he finds a place on television as he is telegenic, and he knows it.

[TreasonousBastard]

6. "a rat sack of shit" sounds like a winner.

[relayerbob]

7. How about cowardly moron.

They missed that one ... oh .... probably because it has "fact' written all over it

[louis-t]

8. Notice, he didn't dress for 'battle' like the other morons.

He dressed for photo-ops. He was posing the whole time. Actors act. I'm sure he had his teeth whitened just for that occasion. Mommy paid for it. Insisted on 'organic food' just to keep his name in the news.

[Thomas Hurt]

9. LOL, nothing paranoid and delusional about this at all....

[Paladin]

10. "a rat sack of shit" has a nice ring to it.

So glad that this moron---his horns, his face paint, his tattoos, his furs, his demands for organic wild-caught tuna, and his preposterous shamanic posing---have become the leading symbol for the violent brain-dead trump-worshipping thugs who attacked the Capitol. He's God's gift to editorial cartoonists, and he will remain so for decades to come.

[PirateRo]

11. I guess magical jesaaas never had buffalo horns?

I’d have thought someone might step up and point out they are worshiping a golden calf, um, heretical icon? I suppose when they do it, it’s ok?