This FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY in the US Senate!!! It's a Whataboutism EXTRAVAGANZA!!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Go TU QUOQUE CRAZY for a FESTIVAL OF FALSE EQUIVALENCE!!! Bring your RED HERRINGS ONE AND ALL as you prepare to hear about EVERYTHING BUT THE INSURRECTION ON THE US CAPITOL!!!!!!!!!!

**Airhorn blast**

[dem4decades]

1. My Friday is suddenly open to much free time, no need to watch any of it.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. I might be a glutton for punishment.

But there would still be a breaking point for me.

[Chainfire]

2. I am going to step right up!

I wouldn't miss it for the world. I am doubling my blood pressure meds in anticipation.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Right there with you.

Or watching this video as an antidote:

Link to tweet

[Chainfire]

5. It is like a Rush Limbaugh cover band.

I may not be tough enough to hear them out.......

He spends five minutes screaming about the terms "report, reported and reportedly" then goes on to say, in the next sentence, "It has come to our attention...." Could somebody please explain the difference in that to me?

Since he is trying to pretend it is a civil trial, the judge wants to talk to him about his visit with the "jurors" yesterday. You just can't have it both ways.