The REAL DEAL SECRET TO GETTING RICH

[DIVINEprividence]

There are only 5 ways to get rich.

1. Steal it

2. Inherit it

3. Marry it

4. Win it

5. Earn it (the rarest and yet most noble of them all)

There is no other way. Everything else are just fake dreams they are trying to sell you. Notice I am not trying to sell you zero, only knowledge. Who am I to say this?! If you only knew.

[Initech]

1. Being a SoundCloud rapper doesn't count?

[DIVINEprividence]

4. Only if you speak Hindi or in tongues

The universe has a sense of humor...to a point

[Cirque du So-What]

2. If hard work was the best way to get rich

People would be lining up to become ditch diggers.

[DIVINEprividence]

5. Yes I think that is correct

Although if the Beatles were handed a record contract and they had not slugged it out in Hamburg, would they or the universe have been ready for it?

[Mr.Bill]

9. The Beatles' success

had a lot to do with them meeting the right people (and each other) at the right time. There are thousands of bands that work just as hard and then spend 40 years playing in bars for a few hundred dollars a night.

[Mr.Bill]

7. Or agricultural workers.

Those people are athletes.

[Wawannabe]

3. Run for office

And get elected (as a Republican)!

[DIVINEprividence]

6. To vote Republican

I think you are the same as a person buying into a creepy cult

[Doreen]

10. You are referring to 1 then.

[llmart]

8. You left off Grift it.

Works for the trump family. Grift = getting suckers to hand over their hard earned money willingly to someone who gives you nothing in return.

[edhopper]

11. Why post

two such similar threads?