Note to all: Do not eat asparagus before paying your respects at Limbaugh's grave

[jmowreader]

There will be hundreds of other mourners there to do the same thing you are. It would be completely unfair to all those nice people to stink them out.

[DBoon]

1. I was going to eat undercooked beans

Is that still OK?

[mr_lebowski]

2. Is it cool if I drink like FIFTY BEERS? (nt)

[jmowreader]

4. No. It's not cool.

Hyponatremia (water intoxication) is a real thing, it's deadly, and drinking four and a half gallons of beer in one sitting will definitely bring it on. If you can't flood Limbaugh's gravesite on a twelve-pack, I recommend getting all your friends to piss in a five-gallon cubitainer and bringing that with you when you head to Missouri.

I can see it...

"Sir, what is in this suitcase?"
"A five-gallon collapsible plastic water jug containing two gallons of human urine."

"Sir, why are you carrying two gallons of human urine in a five-gallon jug?"
"I'm on my way to visit the Rush Limbaugh National Memorial and Gravesite."

(counter worker picks up microphone) "Attention in the terminal building. Will all male employees of all airlines please proceed to United Airlines Ticket Counter Six?"
"I don't understand. I looked on your website. It said nothing about the carriage of bodily fluids in checked baggage. Did I do something wrong?"
"Relax, sir. We're just going to fill the jug all the way to the top for you."

[mr_lebowski]

6. Lol ... your plan is good and everything ...

But I was going to camp out and make a weekend of it

[Orrex]

3. We each mourn in our own way

If my way entails three pounds of asparagus, then to be it.

Hell, I'll wait until there's a cross-breeze, or I'll hang out at the end of the line.


Excrete now, or forever hold your piss, as it were.

[dweller]

5. I'm just filling

2 gallon milk jugs, so I can pour it out leisurely... others will have to wait,
and do the peepee dance

✌🏻

[Faux pas]

7. Lol