Canada Ted is very smart to flee to Mexico! Like I always say,

[soothsayer]

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Donald J. Drumpf
@RealDonalDrumpf
Canada Ted is very smart to flee to Mexico! Like I always say, "Fuck Texas and the horse it rode in on." Right, @SenTedCruz?

Gene Wu
@GeneforTexas
Guess which US Senator from Texas flew to Cancun while the state was freezing to death and having to boil water?

[bottomofthehill]

1. Teddy is developing quite the Trump belly

[bottomofthehill]

2. CDC guidelines after returning from International Travel

Get Tested and Stay Home After Travel

Get tested with a viral test 3-5 days after travel AND stay home and self-quarantine for a full 7 days after travel.
Even if you test negative, stay home and self-quarantine for the full 7 days.
If your test is positive, isolate yourself to protect others from getting infected.
If you don’t get tested, stay home and self-quarantine for 10 days after travel.
Avoid being around people who are at increased risk for severe illness for 14 days, whether you get tested or not.
Follow all state and local recommendations or requirements after travel.

Also, take these actions after you return from travel to protect others from getting COVID-19:

Avoid crowds and stay at least 6 feet/2 meters  about 2 arm lengths) from anyone who did not travel with you. It’s important to do this everywhere — both indoors and outdoors.
Wear a mask over your nose and mouth when in public settings. Masks are required on planes, buses, trains, and other forms of public transportation traveling into, within, or out of the United States and in U.S. transportation hubs such as airports and stations.
If there are people in the household who did not travel with you, wear a mask and ask everyone in the household to wear masks in shared spaces inside your home for 14 days after travel.
Wash your hands often or use hand sanitizer with at least 60% alcohol.
Avoid being around people who are at increased risk for severe illness.
Watch your health: Look for symptoms of COVID-19.

[mopinko]

7. yeah. i'm sure old ted

will follow that to the letter.

[bottomofthehill]

9. Maybe Mayor Bowser of DC could remind him

That he is not welcome in DC until he finishes his CDC recommended quarantine.

[DonaldsRump]

3. I shall now call him "Cancun Cruz"

By the way, why has Donald Drumpf's pic been deleted from Twitter (or at least I'm not seeing it)?

[soothsayer]

5. He changed it to "account suspended" but of course you can't see that

I miss the mustachioed pic dearly

[soothsayer]

6. Sort of like this pic, but of its account

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Donald J. Drumpf
@RealDonalDrumpf
I dreamed I swallowed a giant marshmallow. When I woke up MyPillow was gone.

[tanyev]

16. *snort* Great MyPillow joke.

[keithbvadu2]

22. Panic At MyPillow As Mike Lindell Turns Company Into Giant Dumpster Fire

Panic At MyPillow As Mike Lindell Turns Company Into Giant Dumpster Fire

[bottomofthehill]

8. Rafael Cruz (Q- Cancun)

Party and country change, although not a shock for this Canadian born Cuban now representing Cancun as the leading QAnon Member representing Mexico in the US Senate. Maybe he is there to pick up the check from Mexico for building the wall......

[DonaldsRump]

18. How about Qancun Qruz?

[DonaldsRump]

4. Also, now would be a good time to schedule several Senate votes

I'm assuming our distinguished Cancun Cruz can't vote remotely?

[FSogol]

10. Can he be placed on the Do Not Fly List toot sweet? Asking for my country.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

11. Didn't he have some weird haircut during the trial? Has it already grown back?

[soothsayer]

12. Might not even be him

[soothsayer]

13. ruz's office has not responded to photos on social media showing him traveling to Cancun. They haven

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Anthony Michael Kreis
@AnthonyMKreis
If your boss isn’t in Mexico, it’d be the easiest press release ever.

Manu Raju
@mkraju
Cruz’s office has not responded to photos on social media showing him traveling to Cancun. They haven’t confirmed or denied anything yet, not responding since last night. Comes as residents in Texas are left without running water or power amid the winter storm.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

14. We should poke at Coup Coup Qruz until he responds or sneaks back into the country.

[Gothmog]

15. LOL

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[ARPad95]

17. I don't think it's him. He has 2 daughters. The child with the backpack looks like a boy to me.

[DesertRat]

19. According to people on the plane he was with his wife and one daughter

I don't think the boy was with them.

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[soothsayer]

23. Comfirmed! Ha. Poor bastid has to fly home now

Too bad, so sad.

[dawn5651]

20. this ass is not canadian...he gave up canadian citizenship in 2014. he isn't worthy of being

elected as a dog catcher

[WinstonSmith4740]

21. His office's refusal to comment says everything.

There's been some conjecture as to whether this is him or not, but it appears it is. If it wasn't, all his office would have to do is deny it and throw him in front of a microphone.

We don't have a "crickets" emoji for the response from the Retrumplicans, so I'm just going to kick back and enjoy watching them tie themselves in knots trying to justify this. Join me!

[ironman99]

24. Leave the poor horse out of it

The horse had no choice in the matter.