George Takei for the win (again).

[OnlinePoker]

At first I thought they were there to arrest Ted Cruz and I got excited but it's just a police escort because people hate him.

Link to tweet

[BeerBarrelPolka]

1. LEO

Sad. There needs to be a basic fitness requirement and testing every year for those guys. Pathetic.

[rsdsharp]

6. I think those are rent-a-cops. Maybe airport security.

I think if they were Houston PD they would be wearing coats. And, like you, I doubt the big guy (even bigger than me) could pass a police physical.

But maybe I’m wrong.

[MagickMuffin]

2. Well ya know someone might call him a name, he needs defending from name callers

Seditionist Ted CoupCanCruz just can't be exposed to someone calling him names. It would just KILL HIM don't ya know!

[WVreaper]

3. He has a very large overnight bag!

[gratuitous]

4. Spare skin suits are bulky

And Cruz is at least smart enough to know that he'd lose votes walking around in public as the reptile he is.

[cwydro]

5. Wow, is the weather as pretty as it looks outside that window?

Glad it’s clearing up.