Cruz could go for the trifecta

[edhopper]

Incite insurrection.

Run away from a disaster in his State.

And next he could, I don't know, drown a puppy?

[ProudMNDemocrat]

1. He already threw his girls under the bus.

What a despicable human being.

[FakeNoose]

2. How about: his wife gets a Mexican divorce?

It could happen.

[WA-03 Democrat]

3. His neighbor kicks his ass Rand Paul

Style

[True Dough]

4. Cruz could file a federal lawsuit

because the U.S. government has sent a rover to invade his familial homeland of Mars.

[niyad]

6. No. I checked with the Martian consulate. No record of him. They suggested Jupiter.

[True Dough]

8. Could be...

[Baked Potato]

5. Elope with Melania.

[SouthernIrish]

7. It was reported that they left the family dog home alone when the left for Cancun.

A security guard was to feed the dog. In a home without any damn heat. Bastard.

[niyad]

9. This is for real??? What the absolute HELL is the matter with woo senators and their dogs????

[captain queeg]

10. There was a time I felt a little sorry for him having to eat T's shit sandwiches

But now I know all those rethugs were happy diners at T’s ass hole.

[maxrandb]

11. And at least 50.1% of Texas Dipshits

will still send his sorry ass back to the Senate, because Guns and Jay-sus

[edhopper]

12. Sadly true.