PLEASE don't make unnecessary trips in a snowstorm...

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[underpants]

1. Goes to the left

[cwydro]

2. I see what you did there.

[roamer65]

6. Koegel's Hot Dogs.

“Serve the curve.”

For real, on billboards in Michigan.

[roamer65]

3. Hot doggin out in the snow, eh?

[StClone]

4. That image would surely get in with the definition of...

...incongruous.

[smirkymonkey]

5. It's Paul Ryan!

On his way to get in on the early looting!

[StClone]

8. I read Paul Bunyan at first...

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8db1bfac-08f3-4f9c-abfa-0c26918fe4c8

[smirkymonkey]

13. Seriously though, Paul Ryan really did used to drive the Wienermobile.

See at link...
https://grist.org/food/paul-ryan-used-to-drive-the-wienermobile/

What a DORK!!

[StClone]

14. He was never my Rep., but being from WI I sort was aware...

...of his exploits. Dork, yes and a loving admirer of Ayn Rand the great Social Security abuser. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ayn-rand-social-security/

[Sneederbunk]

7. One cold weinie.

Not the first time a weinie has gone astray.

[cayugafalls]

9. New product idea, "Blue Ball Ice Cream"

"Honey, what happened?" "My wiener got stuck in the snow."

[liberaltrucker]

10. No shrinkage? Looks awfully cold.

[dutch777]

11. Out of control weiner...scary! Wish there was video of the whole event.

Must be TX

[patricia92243]

12. My trip to Cancun is very necessary :)