Is Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) alive?

[dalton99a]

Molly Ivins on Cornyn's qualifications:

“John Cornyn looks like a senator. I mean, he is the most senator-lookin’ sumbitch I have ever seen.”

[Leghorn21]

1. He's layin low, stayin calm

Be smart; don’t panic. We will get us through this

Link to tweet

[nature-lover]

6. Perfect. This needs to be retweeted before the Covid relief vote and the 2022 election!

[Beaverhausen]

11. Look at the date

[Leghorn21]

14. Exactly, B - that was his only response to the pandemic as it started mowing down US citizens

No doubt he’s having about the same level of concern for freezing Texans

I really hate this scumbucket, I reallllly do

[FarPoint]

2. This is an excellent question!

I sure hope a reporter gets the scoop on this since he is no where to be found, or even heard from in effort to help his suffering Texans... He really is not doing his job at all....

[MagickMuffin]

3. I'd also like to know where my senator is, Hey John Cornyn which country are you currently in

Ya know Ted Seditionist CoupCanCruz got heckled into doing something, even if it was for a photo op.

Beto called on Seniors in our State. AOC raised over $4 million and you

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Are you rolling in the dough and counting your ill gotten gains?


Well I know you are still a do nothin senator.

[tanyev]

4. Maybe he was smart enough to charter a private plane.

[Autumn]

5. On a warm beach somewhere other than Texas would be my guess.

[thx64536]

7. people who hate government are not good at governing

It seems like the people who run successful campaigns on how dysfunctional and incompetent government is seem to always find a way to prove their point after they've been elected.

[Progressive Jones]

15. Their aim is to destroy government. That's the only reason for the GOPs existence. nt

[Paladin]

8. Is it alright if I don't give a fuck? (nt)

[Thrill]

9. Probably In Hawaii

😝

[DFW]

10. Alive? Probably. In Texas? Probably not.

Someplace where he is NOT likely to garner some ugly headlines and internet derision.

Maybe on some cute island off the coast of Costa Rica? Or Palau? Or La Digue?

Somewhere, at any rate, where 1.) it's nice, and 2.) people are not likely to recognize him. Although, being as cold-hearted as he is, he could just as easily feel at home in the ice hotel at Jukkasjärvi.

[marble falls]

12. Bin askin that since Cruzgate broke.

[ananda]

13. Covid?

Maybe?

[rainin]

16. He's laughing at Ted Cruz for not taking a private plane. Rookie mistake! n/t

[malaise]

18. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Let me check the North Coast here in JA

[RANDYWILDMAN]

17. He is waiting for Biden to try to help

So he can blame it on a democratic person


Can't believe that between Cornyn and Cruz, you could get two senators who could do less ????

[Ford_Prefect]

19. Has anyone checked his bunker in DC, or his condo in Martinique?

Maybe he's hangin' with W down in Key Biscayne?

[Takket]

20. probably in Cancun with Heidi Cruz. While Ted is away, John will play lol

[LudwigPastorius]

21. Cornhole's on a Zoom conference with his oil & gas contributors.

He's trying to help them formulate the best spin for raking in huge profits while Texans freeze.

I mean, they've got to get something from him for their $1.7 million dollar investment.

https://www.opensecrets.org/members-of-congress/john-cornyn/industries?cid=N00024852&cycle=2018&recs=0&type=C

[erronis]

22. You have to admit that Cornyn is easier to hide than Cruz with that unlovable face.

Cornyn is just another old, white, entitled guy. Slick handshake (wash afterwards) and an "I know things you don't" look.

[tiptonic]

23. Check

Check Moscow.

[Oldem]

24. Wherever he is, good riddance. I only hope

that when Texans thaw out, pay their astronomical utility bills, and turn their minds to politics, they remember their invisible Senators. It will be up to Dems to keep them reminded of AOC, Beto, and all the others who actually helped them.

[northoftheborder]

25. He voted no on convicting the ex-president; otherwise he's incognito.

[NellieStarbuck]

26. I'd check Cabo.

[LaMouffette]

27. Mar-a-Lago, perhaps? Seems to be a pretty popular destination for Repubs these days.

[Evolve Dammit]

28. I really don't care, Do U?

[BobTheSubgenius]

29. I miss her so much!

Your post brought back one of my favourite MI quotes: (Regarding George W Bush) "He ain't exactly bent double with intellect."

And that was a guy she claimed to like as a person.