So, what did Mr. Potato Head do to outrage the lunatics?

[MoonRiver]

[nolabear]

1. Nothing new.

[MoonRiver]

3. OMG, so evil!

[nolabear]

5. So subversive. So starchy. So delicious.

I hear they get baked pretty often too.

[MFM008]

2. apparently

plastic toys have a sex..........or have sex or something........who knows..........

[underpants]

7. That's good. I'm using it.

[krispos42]

4. Wrong place, wrong time.

The GQP desperately needs to distract their voters from the fact they're denying Covid-19 relief to them, as well as fighting against raising the minimum wage.

So... Seuss and the Potatoes must be sacrificed on the altar of Big Lie and Big Distraction. Right after CPAC.

Remember, Dolt45 is largely quiet now Twitter and Facebook milked him dry and tossed his exploited husk in the gutter. So... Faux outrage from Faux News.

[marble falls]

6. He dressed like a tomato.

[Solly Mack]

8. He declared his independence from the silly human need to anthropomorphize a potato

and the mixed messaging parents send their children to not play with their food.

He got tired of all the baggage humans bring to everything.

Couldn't just let a potato be, dammit.

Let a spud be a spud.

Or not.

[Hotler]

9. Had sex with a potato of color, a sweet potato. nt