Anyone got $500 burning a hole in their pocket? Or even better, $1,000?

[Tommy Carcetti]

If so, do I have the deal for you!

You can register now for the 2021 For God and Country Patriot Roundup* conference deep in the heart of Dallas, Texas!

Headlining speakers include General Michael Flynn, a man who once caused a US District Court judge to make a double take as to why he hadn't been charged with treason yet; Kraken extraordinaire Sidney Powell, the Washington Generals of the legal world who wants you to know that former Georgia Senator Kelly Loeffler was murdered in a fiery automobile crash much to Loeffler's own surprise; Comedian and star of Who's Line is It Anyways? Wayne Brady--**whispers in ear**--I'm sorry, not Wayne Brady but radio talk show host Wayne Dupree, who thinks that mass shootings were all false flag hoaxes (my deepest apologies to Mr. Brady--huge fan!); drinking/leaking enthusiast George "Dapapodoulous" Papadopoulos; human garbage person Juanita Broaddrick; Gene Ho, the photographer to Diamond and Silk (no, really!); internet commentator RedPill78; Brad Getz--the brainchild behind the sensational video "QAnon is 100% coming from the Trump Administration"; January 6th Capitol Insurrection veteran MC Popa** and who we can only assume is his...daughter(?) Bela Popa, who wants everyone to know she is 18 years old.

Oh yeah, also a bunch of other random sketchy guys with long beards.

$500 a popa (get it?) gets you in the door, while $1,000 will get you the VIP treatment, which is presumably an very uncomfortable moment sitting next to George Papadopoulos at the hotel bar and the exclusive opportunity to buy lunch for Wayne Dupree at the fast food establishment of his choice.***

And yes, in case you're wondering, all of this is 100% real:


https://thepatriotvoice.us/roundup-speakers/



*No affiliation with the weed killer. At least we don't think there is..

**MC Popa's availability is subject to whatever bail conditions might be imposed on him at the time of the event.

***All dollar menu items prohibited.

[EarnestPutz]

1. The dollar menu crack made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

[Lochloosa]

2. I was going to pop for the $1000.00 but they lost me with the $11.50 fees.

I hate paying the fees. Why don't they just say $1011.50?

[musette_sf]

3. ahahahahahaha

A maximum of 10 tickets can be purchased per billing address. Orders that fail to adhere to published limits are subject to cancellation without notice.

[TexasLefty29]

4. Great.

You weren’t kidding. It’s a real event. Sigh. Already with the protests and rallies around the city, now this.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

5. The Big Grift continues.

Proposed patriotic theme for the roundup:




KY.......

[rsdsharp]

6. In the words of Jimmy Buffet

“If you ever get a chance to go down to Dallas, take it from me, pass it by.”

[Chainfire]

7. Yea, I want to buy a block of 50 seats on the front row.

I will be paying with a check on the day of the event.......

[Initech]

8. Hey FBI and DOJ - your job of investigating & prosecuting Capitol insurrectionists just got easier!