Just your average CEO flying in an 8-seater!1

[UTUSN]

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https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/11/donald-trump-relegated-cessna-private-jet-post-presidency/

FROM AIR FORCE ONE TO THIS TINY JET?!?
Flying Like Average CEO

*'s taking to the friendly skies in a not-so-friendly plane for someone who was the most powerful man on Earth a couple months ago ... a jet so compact he can't stand up in it!!!

Trump was recently seen in NYC taking a few short steps into what appears to be a Cessna Citation X ... a super-midsize jet that's the envy of all social media influencers but a basic bird for your average CEO. The jet's reportedly a 1997 model registered to the Trump Org.

It's one helluva downgrade for the ex-Commander-in-Chief ... who for 4 years enjoyed all the luxury Air Force One had to offer. ....

It's unclear why he opted for the 8-seater ... which forces him to bend down his 6-foot-3 frame while inside a cabin with a 5-foot-7 height. There's no red carpet either.

Hey, it could be worse ... just ask ex-VP Mike Pence.

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[AZ8theist]

1. Six foot three MY ASS

Maybe with his ridiculous lifts....
Also, he's 320 pounds if he's an ounce.
What a narcissistic asshole.

[GoCubsGo]

9. It floors me that anyone still believes that 6'3" bullshit.

And, 320 is generous. I'm betting he's closer to 350, if not more.

[malaise]

10. THIS

[rsdsharp]

2. Last I heard the Trump plane was sitting in a hanger

with one engine off, and it’s registration hadn’t been renewed. But it probably costs less per flight hour to fly the Citation, so. . .

[Brother Buzz]

3. I believe it's parked outside on a ramp - Hangers are a luxury he can't afford, don't you know

[rsdsharp]

4. My mistake.

[soothsayer]

16. Is that a marshmallow where the engine should be

[gratuitous]

6. I'd bet a nickel he doesn't own the Citation

Upkeep on any aircraft is costly, and since Needy Amin probably isn't going to do much traveling in the foreseeable future that isn't paid for by someone else, chartering the Citation would make economic sense.

[LearnedHand]

12. Needy Amin!

[royable]

5. I want to see drumpf reduced to flying by means of a beanie cap with a propellor on top. n/t

[lunatica]

7. Ha!

Me too!

[rsdsharp]

8. I bet Cecil wouldn't come to Trumpie Boy's rescue.

[jmowreader]

17. As long as it says "JPATS" on it, that's fine

JPATS, the Justice Prisoner and Alien Transport Service, is the US Marshals Service airline for federal prisoners, state prisoners being flown under contract with the government, and non-US nationals in the country illegally.

[Blue Owl]

11. Less a Cessna and more a flying Cesspool

They better make sure Fat Donnie’s strapped in or that rapidly shifting pantload could cause the plane to crash

[Initech]

13. Intersting - Trump's 757 is currently sitting in storage at EWR.

https://www.airliners.net/photo/Trump/Boeing-757-2J4/6082817?qsp=eJwtjbEKAjEQRP9laxsRPbguFpZq4Q8sm%2BEMxEvYXcHjuH83BrvhzWNmJSmz4%2BOPpYJGMrDKk3ZUWfllNK6kmJK5sqcyB/E35%2BZdh%2BMQLs2zon5eGonsCCKojvjnN43QXwWTPjm1i30L0HvPdDg1HpPVzH0DzinTtn0BQlIyEA%3D%3D

I'm guessing that Donny is too cheap to pay the long-term storage fees on it, so it will probably end up in the airplane graveyard at Victorville or Yuma.

[RainCaster]

14. He can't afford maintenance or storage

Nobody will buy that from him. Some bank will have to eat the loss.

[Klaralven]

18. Not Newark (EWR). It is at Newburgh, NY (SWF)

Sitting at a remote section of the field with engines covered. Note the port side engine has been removed. Rumored to be staying here till the end of Donald Trump's presidency.

[smirkymonkey]

15. On the bright side, it's also more likely to crash than AF1 as well.

I won't tell you about the thousands of sick fantasies I used to have about the Former Guy's demise, but I'm obviously still at it.