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MIAMI STRIPPER ARRESTED FOR SQUIRTING VAGINAL FLUIDS AT POLICE OFFICERS IN SELF-DEFENSE
Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.
Miami police were called to intervene and attempted to apprehend Simmons who was highly intoxicated and acting erratically according to the official police report.
Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.
Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.
Miami police were called to intervene and attempted to apprehend Simmons who was highly intoxicated and acting erratically according to the official police report.
Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.
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Florida, never change... (Original Post)
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NoMoreRepugs
(9,435 posts)1. No words.
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)2. Wait - what? I don't even know....How...
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)6. She could have peed at the police officers.
That counts as vaginal fluid. According to the news article, looks like she had plenty of liquid inside her at the time.
bahboo
(16,343 posts)3. looks like a deranged Amy Poehler.....
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)5. Sure does. nt
marble falls
(57,099 posts)8. Amy Poehler is deranged. But not in a temporarily blinding sort of way.
PCIntern
(25,554 posts)16. I think that Is an old photo
Of Ms Poehler.
Blue_true
(31,261 posts)4. I guess that I learn something new every day, even when I don't
want to. In a way, impressive feat by the young woman.
marble falls
(57,099 posts)7. She seems pretty OK with it.
dweller
(23,641 posts)9. There were times, in my lustful youth
when I could only dream of such encounters...
✌🏻
SKKY
(11,811 posts)10. Ok, as a 20 Navy Vet, I've been to some shady places...
...but even I would never in a million years walk into a place called "Camel Toe Strip Club". I mean, you walk into a place called the "Camel Toe Strip Club", I think you just have to assume that someone is going to squirt va...um...never mind. You know what I'm saying. It's gross. She's gross. And they're gross for going there.
Tanuki
(14,918 posts)11. That is not a real story. Look at the other "stories" on the website:
whathehell
(29,067 posts)13. Yes, those are quite something, aren't they?
Gave me laughs this AM. I need them desperately.
Thanks!
Baked Potato
(7,733 posts)12. That site make The Onion look like pre-school!