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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Calling it a scandal bigger than Watergate, the Fox News host Tucker Carlson accused President Biden of thoroughly faking mental sharpness for more than an hour during his press conference on Thursday.
Doing everything he could to give the appearance of mental acuity, he answered questions in detail, stayed on point, and uttered suspiciously complete sentences, Carlson alleged. Ive seen some shameless stunts in my time, but this one takes the cake.
Carlson said that Bidens desperate charade extended to accomplishing concrete things to make himself seem competent.
When he said that he would double the number of vaccinations in his first hundred days, my jaw dropped, he said. President Trump would never have tried to pull something like that.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/tucker-carlson-accuses-biden-of-faking-mental-sharpness-for-more-than-an-hour
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(11,567 posts)Borowitz, you crafty bastard!
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(53,072 posts)when I saw the headline.
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