Tomorrow (4-1-21) is the DAY Trump re-ascends to the Presidency!

[gratuitous]

Okay, you and I both know that's not going to happen, but be careful of posts tomorrow on April 1, colloquially known as April Fool's Day. Any subject line that sets you off was probably designed to do that. Save your choler, keep your blood pressure down, and proceed decently and in good order to read through and check out anything that sounds too bad (or even good) to be true.

Now, back the spoof at hand: April 1, 2021, or as it can be expressed numerically, 4-1-2021. If you multiply the digits of the numbers, you get 16, right? But if you add one for the zero (because any number raised to the power of 0 is 1), you get 17, and what letter is 17th in the alphabet? That's right! Which obviously* means that's the day that has been ordained for Donald Trump to resume his presidency.

*Okay, not so much obvious as bat-shit crazy.

[soothsayer]

1. But mike lindell said august

So confusing

[malaise]

2. Only for

All Fools!

[rsdsharp]

3. If you multiply them in order, the number is zero.

4x1=4
4x2=8
8x0=0
0x2=0
0x1=0

And zero is what all Q theories are worth.

[gratuitous]

8. Well, obviously, you leave the zero out, so you can raise 16 to the power of zero

Boy, do you have a lot to learn about cray-cray.

[rsdsharp]

10. I'll take that as a compliment.

[MFM008]

4. again?

[NanceGreggs]

5. I imagine that even a decade from now ...

... there will still be a smattering of Trump-humpers predicting that he'll be reinstated as prez any day.

The fact that he'll probably be dead by then won't dissuade them from their beliefs - which they can prove with a deck of Tarot cards, two Dead Sea scrolls, and an Etch-A-Sketch.

[ProfessorGAC]

7. You Forgot The Shroud Of Turin

It has to figure in there somehow. It's likely a fake, too.

[WarGamer]

6. orange fools day?

[niyad]

9. Since it is Rachel's birthday tomorrow, this should be a very big story for her show.