Wasn't today the day the insurrectionist in chief was supposed to regain the presidency?

[malaise]

What happened?

[MerryHolidays]

1. APRIL FOOLS!

(and January, February, March, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, and December fools as well).

[Hekate]

2. April Fools, evidently

[leftieNanner]

3. Geez, malaise!

Keep up with the action, here.

Pillow Man says it's August.

And that's surely the truth..........

[malaise]

9. Pillow main is all cracked

FOAM

[Aristus]

4. Pillow Guy says it's been pushed back to August.

Oh, WAIT! April Fool's Day! Got it!

[Mr.Bill]

5. I'm sure Marjorie Taylor Greene

is swearing him in right now at Mar-a-Lago

[rsdsharp]

6. On the Bible

cause that’s now the law, don’t have know.

[Dave in VA]

14. you mean

that book with the "ten suggestions" that republiqians get to choose to ignore?

[rsdsharp]

16. Yeah that one. The one Marge thinks is required by law to make an oath valid.

And never mind what Article VI says about religious tests.

[malaise]

10. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

You win the thread

[FakeNoose]

7. April Fools

[phylny]

8. It's like my diet.

The day it starts inexplicably keeps changing.

[malaise]

11. Ha

And your diet is more likely

[Cracklin Charlie]

12. May be.

A huge Trump sign that I drive by everyday was taken down today.

[multigraincracker]

13. Said April First,

didn’t say what year.

You just have to trust the plan.

[malaise]

15. I think the only thing he he planned was the trust

FUND

[multigraincracker]

17. Good one. 👍

[doc03]

18. I think it was moved to August nt

[MissMillie]

19. SSSSHHHHH!!!!

"Trust the plan."