LOL heard today.

[kairos12]

People scream they don't want to take the vaccine because they don't know what's in it. Same people eat hot dogs.

[SoCalDavidS]

1. Yup

No one really knows how the game is played
The art of the trade
How the sausage gets made
We just assume that it happens
But no one else is in the room where it happens

[soothsayer]

2. I make my own sausage! All quality ingredients.

[Cracklin Charlie]

5. Share your recipe?

I don’t eat sausage, but my husband just realized he could make his own by buying ground meat from the butcher counter at the grocery store.

[fierywoman]

9. Just google"recipe sausage"

You'll have an infinite amount of recipes to choose from! I mix mine and then freeze the meat (I don't bother with casings and stuffing the casings --) in 1/4 # amounts -- easy peasy and no chemicals.

[Cracklin Charlie]

13. Do you shape the sausage mixture?

I used to help my grandmother make sausage. But, since my job mostly involved turning a crank all afternoon, I probably beat it for outside as soon as that part of the process was done.

And, since I didn’t like it, and still don’t, really, I have no idea how they stored it. I don’t think casings were involved, maybe just patties. I’m sure they froze it, as there was enough meat went through that crank for a small army.

Hubs will eat it any old way, so just looking for tips. Thanks!

[fierywoman]

14. I usually freeze them in snack bags (stored inside a quart freezer bag) and shape them

like sausage shape. But I also do patties (breakfast sausage seasonings)
, and when I do the Italian sausage seasoning that includes fennel and garlic, I just break it up and put it in a cream sauce over pasta.

Do it!! You'll love the result!

I add merguez seasoning to ground lamb and freeze that -- nice to pull out of the freezer for something different (if you like lamb, of course!)

[hunter]

11. My great aunt gave me her sausage making tools somewhere around her 95th birthday.

Alas, nobody in our immediate family has killed a pig for thirty years.

My great grandmas regularly killed animals of all sorts, domestic and wild, and turned them into dinner. All of them were hunters. Curiously, their husbands were not.

My wife is vegetarian approaching vegan. I'm mostly vegetarian and avoid factory farm meat for radical environmentalist reasons.

But if someone wants me to try out some sausage they made I'm likely to eat it...

[MANative]

6. One of my favorites from a great work of theater!

Thanks for the ear worm!

[JHB]

12. You can always make your own

[Cracklin Charlie]

3. I haven't eaten a hot dog in twenty years.

But I’m getting a covid vaccine next Wednesday!

[FakeNoose]

4. The main difference is

... hot dogs are never mentioned in the perpetual outrage machine that is Faux Noise.

[DURHAM D]

7. and baloney nt

[Runningdawg]

8. The same people who will gladly pay $$ to fill themselves with botox.

[JHB]

10. And buy "nutritional supplements" from conspiracy-peddling wackos

Manufacture of those are held to a much lower level of quality control (not to mention also a much lower level of "truth in advertising" ) than vaccines.