How is it that Dick Cheney and Henry Kissinger are still alive?

[irisblue]

[XanaDUer2]

1. Rich, best medical care nt

[Johonny]

22. Yip

They get priority care the rest of us don't get.

[Diamond_Dog]

2. Only the good die young?

As Billy Joel says ....

[sinkingfeeling]

6. Ditto.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

3. Dick Cheney received a heart to replace the one he NEVER had.

[spanone]

5. 👍🏼

[liberalmuse]

4. The devil hates competition?

Or that access to great medical care thingy someone else mentioned.

[BlueStater]

8. The same reason Strom Thurmond made it to 100 I guess?

Life can be incredibly unfair.

[5X]

9. The Dark Side needs it's portals. n/t

[WhiteTara]

10. they are vampires

and drink the blood of babies? Just joking.

[jimfields33]

11. Dick Cheney is 80 only a year past average age

New heart probably helps. Harry Kissinger is 97. Prince Phillip just died at 99 so some live a long time. Jimmy carter and wife are in their 90’s. Nancy Pelosi is 81. People are living longer.

[jrthin]

12. Taxpayers paying thru the nose for their healthcare.

[empedocles]

13. Over 80 healthcare costs will become ever more huge

[XanaDUer2]

14. This nt

[Submariner]

15. Five deferment Cheney received First Class treatment at Walter Reed, while cockroaches

floors below in the squalid enlisted mens treatment rooms scurried unchecked until someone finally complained loud enough.

Shitbags like Cheney game the system to survive when they should be dead.

[SallyHemmings]

16. The Devil doesn't want them messing up his hell

[Golden Raisin]

17. And Rupert Murdoch.

[bottomofthehill]

18. Drinking the blood of babies.

[Klaralven]

19. Even more amazing, Harry Whittington is still alive

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Whittington

[Hotler]

21. And the Dick of Death staying classy and gracious.

"The paper also reported that Cheney has still neither publicly nor privately apologized to Whittington for the shooting."

[gibraltar72]

20. As proof there is no God.

[machoneman]

23. Evli, pure evil survives for a very long time. Satan is is never in a rush for bad folks!

[sarisataka]

24. According to one expert

[CanonRay]

25. Dick Cheney hasn't really been alive for decades

He's nosferatu.

[mikeysnot]

26. Still Alive... because

[Earth-shine]

27. A small percentage of people thrive on conflict and confrontation -- like Cheney, like Trump

For most of us, health is personally diminished by such negative traits.

[Skittles]

28. I hear you

I remember hearing that when Cheney accidentally shot his friend, the paramedics loaded Cheney onto a gurney about of habit

[JI7]

29. Becsuse they do not personally feel bad for what they did. LBJ was broken

over what happened in Vietnam and consumed with guilt. And died early after leaving office.

[Hekate]

30. TANJ