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Augiedog

(2,548 posts)
Sun Apr 11, 2021, 06:56 PM Apr 2021

Note to Joe Manchin: when assholes tell you they are assholes, act like assholes, smell like asshole

BELIEVE them.

Republicans are assholes...they own it proudly, they will not ever not be assholes...cause, hey why not.

You can’t negotiate with assholes because they have such a shitty outlook on life. These Republican assholes in congress are not the same as the Republican assholes they claim to represent. The assholes of the first part know they are lying assholes and think that is good. The assholes of the second part are ignorant assholes and may have some small excuse for acting like stupid assholes.

Bipartisanship is remotely possible with the second part assholes, but not with the assholes of the first part. Ignorance is curable.

So Senator Manchin you may chose to join with the assholes of the first part and be sort of a dingleberry and hang around with the (cool?) assholes....or you might try helping the assholes of the second part by demonstrating that you are not a member of the first order assholes. Bringing doom to the assholes of the first part will go a very long way to helping the assholes of the second part.

You simply cannot find even one Republican in the senate who would be bipartisan. They have all be ordered by the General asshole Mitch to shove their collective heads up their singular assholes and breath the sweet fresh air of “freedom ya know”.

So what’s it gonna be Senator Manchin? Dingleberry or real American?

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Note to Joe Manchin: when assholes tell you they are assholes, act like assholes, smell like asshole (Original Post) Augiedog Apr 2021 OP
I'll choose "dingleberry" for $2,000, Alex. Enter stage left Apr 2021 #1
Some asshole pulled out in front of me today. louis-t Apr 2021 #2
You know the saying... Sibelius Fan Apr 2021 #5
emailed manchin and asked him to name the 10 bipartisan repubs he had in mind and.... msongs Apr 2021 #3
It occurred to me that when we do successfully pass good bills Walleye Apr 2021 #4

louis-t

(23,297 posts)
2. Some asshole pulled out in front of me today.
Sun Apr 11, 2021, 07:46 PM
Apr 2021

I swerved to miss him and he then swerved into the lane I was in. Of course, there was no one behind me so he could have waited 1.5 seconds and then pulled out safely. Then a guy in a Challenger roared up and was cutting people off, weaving through traffic. He cut off the guy that pulled out in front of me. The guy that pulled out in front of me made a hand gesture. My first thought was "Oh, he's an asshole, but you're not?"

Sibelius Fan

(24,396 posts)
5. You know the saying...
Sun Apr 11, 2021, 09:08 PM
Apr 2021

if every driver you encounter on the road is an asshole, you may be the asshole.

msongs

(67,443 posts)
3. emailed manchin and asked him to name the 10 bipartisan repubs he had in mind and....
Sun Apr 11, 2021, 08:03 PM
Apr 2021

oddly enuff have not gotten a response

Walleye

(31,056 posts)
4. It occurred to me that when we do successfully pass good bills
Sun Apr 11, 2021, 08:32 PM
Apr 2021

The assholes in the Republican party will file so many lawsuits that they get them to the Supreme Court, where the assholes there can overturn the laws we worked so hard to pass.

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