MyPillow guy Mike Lindell is now vowing to take on Amazon

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

I never took any business classes, but I can only assume Rule 1 of successful business-ing is to avoid challenging three of the largest and most entrenched tech companies on the planet when you’re basically just a mustache Gorilla-Glued to a Hefty bag full of liposuction fat and delusions.

Ladies and germs, Mike Lindell, pillow magnate, is at it again.

Almost exactly one month ago, Lindell, who’s arguably been a bigger purveyor of Trump’s Big Lie than Trump himself, claimed he was going to start a new social media platform to take on YouTube and Twitter. And now—hey, why not?—he’s determined to bury Amazon. He won’t rest until all these deep-state operators are put out of business, and neither will anyone who buys his pillows (which, by the way, you can still order on Amazon; let’s see for how long, eh?).

On Steve Bannon’s War Room, which appears to be the only show that will book Lindell since the legal hammers started coming down on Trump’s merry band of conspiracy theorists, Lindell claimed he’s about to launch MyStore in order to challenge Amazon.com, which has kind of a big head start in the online retailing game, in case you hadn’t noticed.

Link to tweet

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2021/4/12/2025536/-MyPillow-guy-Mike-Lindell-is-now-vowing-to-take-on-Amazon

I'm sure it'll be every bit as successful as his pillows.

[Blue Owl]

1. Mike Bozos

[joetheman]

2. ROFLO

[Goodheart]

3. I hope he invests hundreds of millions.

[bluestarone]

4. Off to dream land he went

Can't even sell his pillows

[StClone]

11. No Lindell did sell pillows

When he thought was Jesus in Politics is when he started going to the dumps. I know a lot of people bought into his pillow talk fluff. Now he's a pariah.

[samnsara]

5. riiiiiiiightttt

[CrispyQ]

6. Kicking for the LOL this thread title provided. -nt

[RockRaven]

7. Did he even buy the url (and related/similar ones) before blurting out the name of his new shop?

Apparently that was an issue with his social media plan.

[Jirel]

9. Bwahahahahaha! Good luck with that!

This is what happens when a half-wit with a few lucky millions thinks he's ready to take on a company that sneezes bigger cash than he'll ever see.

[musette_sf]

12. On super-sale now at MyStore:

Trumpy Bears
Don Jr's book
Hydroxychloroquine tablets

[Caliman73]

13. Oh Mike...

[Buns_of_Fire]

14. Let's see... MyPillow dot com. HisPillow dot com. HerPillow dot com.

ItsPillow dot com. FidosPillow dot com. PussyPillow dot com. TrumpsPillow dot com. I think I see where he's going with this.

And Jeff Bezos is beside himself, shaking with fear.

[SWBTATTReg]

15. Moron. The only thing I see in your future (and unfortunately for your workers) is your ...

company going into bankruptcy, due to your constant bad management and giant size EGO that is, for the most part, grossing us all out. He's already hurting since he's been trying to sell other items besides pillows and plus to boot, he's got more competition too, in selling pillows. Every time this moron opens his mouth, he loses a few more of what few remaining customers he has...

[Dream Girl]

16. I will probably signup for MYStorePrime.

To save on shipping. Plus they will probably have video streaming.

[mitch96]

17. "Mike Lindell, is at it again." I get the impression that he just throws shit against the wall

and sees what sticks....... and he goes with that...
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[MyOwnPeace]

18. Can ANYBODY describe him better than that?

"you’re basically just a mustache Gorilla glued to a Hefty bag full of liposuction fat and delusions."

Yo-Mama - 'yo NAILED IT!

[634-5789]

19. doesn't he ever run out of money for these brainstorms?

[Initech]

20. Better stock up on plenty of butter!