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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHow do you hide $100 bill from a televangelist
Hide it inside his Bible
Thank you Ill be doing my act at the monthly Antifa potluck today. Sanity claws reminded me we need soup cans to fight the facist with.
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How do you hide $100 bill from a televangelist (Original Post)
Duncanpup
Apr 2021
OP
Q: why do Evangelicals close their eyes and raise their arms when they pray?
Sibelius Fan
Apr 2021
#20
Croney
(4,670 posts)1. Should these be in the Lounge?
Duncanpup
(12,880 posts)2. Maybe I need more coffee
msfiddlestix
(7,285 posts)4. Meh, We need a little light humor in the General
every now then.. especially in these dark times..
Roy Rolling
(6,933 posts)5. Light humor
It doesnt get light here for another hour.
msfiddlestix
(7,285 posts)8. hee, hee. I've been up since 3:00 am
it's apparently my new normal. still dark here in California too.
rickyhall
(4,889 posts)18. Flip the switch
Delmette2.0
(4,169 posts)7. I totally agree.
USALiberal
(10,877 posts)19. A lot of GD posts should be in lounge! Nt
paleotn
(17,947 posts)22. Why? Truth presented with humor fits in general discussion.
And what the OP wrote is most certainly true.
msfiddlestix
(7,285 posts)3. Repeat Performance.. hee hee
DFW
(54,436 posts)6. I was gonna say
Leave it with a Christian for safekeeping
Nexus2
(1,261 posts)9. Ha! I got it! I can put another dollar in my punchlines I guessed jar!
A couple of more years and I'' be able to get that double cheese burger combo!
Nice one.
malaise
(269,157 posts)10. Nice
malaise
(269,157 posts)11. Nice
Diamond_Dog
(32,055 posts)12. Har Har
Good one!
Maine Abu El Banat
(3,479 posts)13. Will George Soros be speaking?
RVN VET71
(2,697 posts)14. That's a'stupid. Everybody knows there ain't no Sanity Claws!
Gratias, Chico.
Norbert
(6,041 posts)15. Ha! Ha! Ha!, You Can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause.
I stole this from Chico Marx one more time.
rickyhall
(4,889 posts)17. Who leaves the gifts?
samnsara
(17,635 posts)16. take potato salad!
Sibelius Fan
(24,396 posts)20. Q: why do Evangelicals close their eyes and raise their arms when they pray?
A: it makes it easier for the clergy to grab their wallets.
Duncanpup
(12,880 posts)21. 😂
paleotn
(17,947 posts)23. Amen and amen.
as the fundigelicals I use to know would say.