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Jim Jordan Trips Over His Own Asshole Trying to Debate Anthony Fauci

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Jim Jordan Trips Over His Own Asshole Trying to Debate Anthony Fauci
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[lastlib]

1. Henceforth, I will only refer to this twit.....

as "His Assholiness."

That is all.

[KS Toronado]

2. He must have a pretty big a**hole.

[sop]

3. The bigger the asshole, the greater the success he/she will have in today's GOP.

[Martin68]

6. That would be more like "tripped into."

Apparently it trails him like a tail.

[xxqqqzme]

13. That's what I was thinking

Tripped and fell in!

[monkeyman1]

7. ya, called his mouth !

[erronis]

4. I'm confused. Is that his anus at the top of his shirt? Or did his neck throw up?

So many (r)epugicons seem to have reversed body parts.

- Penis for brains
- Money for sex
- Spleen for heart
- Anus for lips
- Russia for country

[MLAA]

5. Exactly

[Warpy]

11. Craniorectal impaction tends to move lots of organ systems around

It's a well known medical fact.

[3auld6phart]

12. Ohh

Good ones all.

[Blue Owl]

15. His jacket took itself off out of self-respect

[jaxexpat]

19. .........and hung itself.

[3catwoman3]

8. I have a string of alliterative adjectives I compiled...

...for Trump. They fit for this rube, too - crude, coarse, crass, common and coarse. Throw in contemptible for good measure.

[kimbutgar]

9. I think he has that little man syndrome

I have picture of him with the sex trafficker Graetz and he is a lot shorter.

[Warpy]

10. That's one of the best I've seen in a long time and so apt

A lot of non mainstream news places are getting considerably more colorful at describing this human dross that morons have sent into Congress.

We need to find a way to produce a better class of morons.

[AwakeAtLast]

16. Which means he bypassed his dick.

I wonder why?

[FakeNoose]

17. They all try so hard to trigger Dr. Fauci, and it's just not happening

If Jordan had somehow succeeded in getting Dr. Fauci to lose his cool, or to make an incorrect statement, or to slip and reveal his political bias (I doubt that Fauci has one), then Jordan's rude behavior would have been justified in his own mind. He would have owned the libs.

But of course he failed because Dr. Fauci knows how to keep cool under pressure. He's way better at it than any of the Repukes are. Just quit piling up on Dr. Fauci, there's no reason for this. Check your anger at the door Gym Jordan, or just skip the hearing altogether.

[Hugin]

18. They're hoping for a gaffe they can play up...

As long as Dr Fauci sticks to the facts. This isn't going to happen.

[jaxexpat]

20. Fool was trying to get Fauci to admit the scientific virus response was about suppressing freedom.

Because a lame-assed, grandstanding argument like that plays real well with those thought challenged cretins to whom he panders.
It's really beyond understanding.

[FakeNoose]

21. Yes Jordan is a fool

... but sadly the Repukes will never recognize that.

[BobTheSubgenius]

22. I have to admit being surprised!

This isn't the kind of thing I'm used to from VF.

[soothsayer]

23. I know. Kinda coarse language there

[BobTheSubgenius]

24. Li'l bit.

[NoMoreRepugs]

25. Maybe they are all out of F$%K'S.

[MontanaMama]

28. As are many of us.

[NoMoreRepugs]

29. Indeed.

[calimary]

26. He not only trips over his own asshole, he IS an asshole.

This is YOU, republi-CONS. That’s YOU. That’s YOUR face to the world.

You okay with that? (I guess, so far, indeed you are. So then, what does that say about YOU?)

[seta1950]

27. Love it

Thanks for posting it

[LetMyPeopleVote]

30. Gym Jordan is an asshole

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