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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,135 posts)
Wed Apr 21, 2021, 02:06 PM Apr 2021

Elon Musk Unveils Urban Slingshot System Able To Move 6 Pedestrians Across Street Per Hour

AUSTIN—Boasting that the system used 75% less power than normal cars and could be installed on almost any street corner with 400 square feet of free space, Tesla CEO Elon Musk unveiled a new urban slingshot system Wednesday that he claimed was capable of of moving up to six pedestrians across the street per hour. “America is still stuck in the 19th century when it comes to crossing the street, but I know we can do better,” said Musk, presenting a detailed rendering of the integrated “Skypod” crossing system that would launch sealed, individually seated pedestrians pods with a motorized sling above the street to a predetermined location on the adjoining sidewalk. “Getting to the other side of the street used to mean wasting energy by using your legs and being exposed to dozens of other people, but that is in the past. Each crossing network costs only $10 million to install and is fully automated, with a climate-controlled environment for the five-minute loading process and journey across the street. And while there have been several instances of the pods crushing pedestrians when they land, I can assure you the lawsuit costs are nothing compared to the savings over helicopter crossing.” At press time, 34 cities across the country had bid more than $10 billion to become the first Skypod City.

https://www.theonion.com/elon-musk-unveils-urban-slingshot-system-able-to-move-6-1846702819

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Elon Musk Unveils Urban Slingshot System Able To Move 6 Pedestrians Across Street Per Hour (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Apr 2021 OP
Would probably be better than his death trap car tunnel kcr Apr 2021 #1
While the economics are Miguelito Loveless Apr 2021 #5
Well, if you consider the ability to escape fire important kcr Apr 2021 #6
You know the DC to Baltimore loop has not been built Miguelito Loveless Apr 2021 #12
You realize it was a joke kcr Apr 2021 #13
The Onion articles was a joke, but then you Miguelito Loveless Apr 2021 #14
Oh, my god kcr Apr 2021 #15
Then my apologies for Miguelito Loveless Apr 2021 #16
Each pedestrian will be equipped Miguelito Loveless Apr 2021 #2
LOL! MineralMan Apr 2021 #3
Why not just use the Space Modulator? hatrack Apr 2021 #8
Musk's technological solution to the religious problem... sanatanadharma Apr 2021 #10
The Acme Corporation has filled a patent infringement lawsuit Brother Buzz Apr 2021 #4
This message was self-deleted by its author sop Apr 2021 #7
A visionary system that will revolutionize the future of pedestrian mobility dalton99a Apr 2021 #9
Sounded like a dumb idea.. Permanut Apr 2021 #11

kcr

(15,318 posts)
6. Well, if you consider the ability to escape fire important
Wed Apr 21, 2021, 02:15 PM
Apr 2021
https://techcrunch.com/2019/05/22/review-of-elon-musks-dc-to-baltimore-loop-system-reveals-safety-concerns/

But where the Gotthard Base Tunnel has escape passageways spaced about every 1,000 feet, Musk’s Loop will have up to 10,500 feet between emergency exits. That is more than four times the maximum distance permitted in standards set by the National Fire Protection Association (NFPA) for public rail and transit systems.

Miguelito Loveless

(4,468 posts)
12. You know the DC to Baltimore loop has not been built
Wed Apr 21, 2021, 05:25 PM
Apr 2021

and the plans were preliminary?

Also, it seems at this point the project was cancelled, so again, what death trap?

kcr

(15,318 posts)
13. You realize it was a joke
Wed Apr 21, 2021, 05:27 PM
Apr 2021

As in ha ha? In response to the Onion, which isn't serious. None of this was based on anything real.

Miguelito Loveless

(4,468 posts)
14. The Onion articles was a joke, but then you
Wed Apr 21, 2021, 05:30 PM
Apr 2021

posted about death traps. When called upon to clarify you didn't tell me you were joking, you pointed to a two-year old article criticizing preliminary plans for a project that was cancelled. When that was rebutted, you tell me you were joking.

Very well, you were joking.

MineralMan

(146,324 posts)
3. LOL!
Wed Apr 21, 2021, 02:10 PM
Apr 2021

Cool, but once his lithium-powered disintegrator/reintegrator teleportation system is launched, people will just disappear and then reappear in another place. At least more than 80% of them will reappear. That's pretty good, really. It's uncertain where the other 20% will go, but that can be worked out in the future, Musk said.

sanatanadharma

(3,714 posts)
10. Musk's technological solution to the religious problem...
Wed Apr 21, 2021, 02:35 PM
Apr 2021

Musk's technological solution to the religious problem...
...The Rapture' is repeatedly delayed.

He is developing the technology that God needs to motivate the Rapture.

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