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Bleacher Creature

(11,257 posts) Tue May 4, 2021, 09:25 PM May 2021

So who gets custody of the data from the vaccine microchips in the divorce?

Or maybe they can divide it, with Bill getting the data from registered Republicans and Melinda the data from everyone else.

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So who gets custody of the data from the vaccine microchips in the divorce? (Original Post) Bleacher Creature May 2021 OP

Hmmm..... A thorny question. Turbineguy May 2021 #1

It is signaling that it needs reactivation... ret5hd May 2021 #3

An excellent suggestion! Turbineguy May 2021 #5

They alternate weekends. Irish_Dem May 2021 #2

Oh, I'm stealing this! johnp3907 May 2021 #4

Turbineguy

(37,343 posts)

1. Hmmm..... A thorny question.

Reply to Bleacher Creature (Original post)

Tue May 4, 2021, 09:28 PM

May 2021

My friend's brand new chip is making sputnik-like beeps.

ret5hd

(20,499 posts)

3. It is signaling that it needs reactivation...

Reply to Turbineguy (Reply #1)

Tue May 4, 2021, 10:27 PM

May 2021

Tell him to rub his computer mouse over the injection site and everything will probably be ok.

If that doesn’t work, tell him to file a warranty claim. Several agents...I mean technicians will arrive in a dark van with tinted windows between 1:00 AM and 5:00 AM.