New pandemic emerging - "Irrationalitis-21"

[MineralMan]

There are people with its symptoms everywhere. We've all seen them. The disease isn't fatal, nor does it cause hospitalizations, so it is being ignored. Those infected display the following symptoms:

1. Belief in nonsensical untruths.
2. Loyalty to clearly moronic political figures.
3. Selective hearing loss.
4. An urgent need to infect others with Irrationalitis-21.
5. An inability to change the TV channel away from Fox News Network.

Sadly, there is no known treatment nor cure for Irrationalitis-21.

[dalton99a]

1. Colloquially known as Trumpism

[sboatcar]

2. Also, a constant denial that they watch fox

Yet every day they have the exact same talking points from Fox and Friends and Tucker Carlson.

[dalton99a]

4. +1

[gab13by13]

3. You know, I never watch zombie movies,

because to me they are just not believable, they are silly. Boy was I wrong. I'm going to have to watch me some zombie reruns so I can better understand Irrationalitis-21.