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Nick Martin
@nickmartin
LMAOOOOO WHAT
The latest conspiracy theory being chased by the sketchy "audit" of Arizona's 2020 election is that fraudulent ballots were supposedly smuggled in from China and therefore have bamboo in the paper.
THEY ARE CHECKING FOR BAMBOO IN THE BALLOTS.
Dennis Welch
@dennis_welch
John Brakey, an official helping oversee the audit of the 2020 Arizona election, says auditors are looking for bamboo fibers because of a baseless accusation that 40K ballots from Asia were smuggled here. #AzAuditPool
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MineralMan
(146,317 posts)turned out, you know. Did he win them? Why do I think that he did not? Did they get tossed out of court? Why do I think they did?
What a bunch of smelly crap!
Jim__
(14,077 posts)Or do they claim that the Chinese sent the fake ballots on western manufactured paper?
Ocelot II
(115,732 posts)Some paper is made from bamboo (and it's a good thing, since bamboo is an easily-renewable natural resource). But China isn't by any means the only source of bamboo, and a lot of the paper itself is milled in the US. So even if they did discover that the paper ballots were made of bamboo, that fact wouldn't come anywhere close to proving that they originated in China.
multigraincracker
(32,688 posts)You must acquit
AZLD4Candidate
(5,698 posts)It isn't.
But stereotype dropping is found all over the Republican Party.
I know I am running for office, but this kind of bigotry drives me nuts, since I lived in China for 12 years, my wife is Chinese, I have a house there, and have more friends there than I can county.
multigraincracker
(32,688 posts)for National Office some day so I can vote for ya.
AZLD4Candidate
(5,698 posts)And either a consul or ambassador position in China as I have connections there and speak the language fluently.
ProfessorGAC
(65,068 posts)...make paper without bamboo. For around 1,300 years, now.
My guess is that people in China wouldn't find bamboo in their paper!
AZLD4Candidate
(5,698 posts)China hasn't used parchment for anything in centuries.
But ain't stereotypes great?
ProfessorGAC
(65,068 posts)...they started using what we call paper end of the 8th or early 9th century.
I started doing some historical searches on China when I started traveling there around 20 years ago. Just so I'd know some cool facts about their history.
I remember the "inventing paper" thing and always thought it was a pretty big deal.
NCjack
(10,279 posts)by Arizona company that printed the original ballots. Those dummies examining the ballots should be looking for duck grease stains. All preprinted official paper documents in China have duck grease stains from the hands of the workers who were eating their meals while being forced to work at double time for 16 hours per day at half pay.
AZLD4Candidate
(5,698 posts)If they looked for 北京烤鸭, 新疆大盘鸡, or 小笼包 stains, they would be on to something. And the ballots would smell and taste good too.
Nothing works better than chutzpah, hubris, and ignorance mixed in with xenophobic stereotypes.
JHB
(37,160 posts)(Hint: No, they're not. Fortune cookies are an American thing.)
diverdownjt
(702 posts)then what's the deal?
onethatcares
(16,172 posts)flooring.
Imagine, if you will, the Democratic Party doing something as insane as this. The teevee barbies and kens would be going batshitfuckinginsane.
Please forgive me for using the word, "insane"
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)could just be 'snuck in' and get counted, without anyone noticing.
There's what they call 'audits', you see, dipshits?
That cannot happen, basically.
Man ... these Big Lie Fans are freaking nuts.
FSogol
(45,488 posts)Lancero
(3,003 posts)Since those are all pre-programmed to ignore Chinese made ballots.
exboyfil
(17,863 posts)in time for the 2024 election. Something that would push voters to conclude that the GOP is certifiable and vote accordingly.
PCIntern
(25,556 posts)Are the ballots in Column A or column B? Of COURSE it would be CHINA and 60 years ago it wouldve been from Russia. During the gulf war they could have checked for French (Freedom) Fries. My question is:who do we hate next?
AZLD4Candidate
(5,698 posts)and DongBei 东北.
Because, you know that Asian people are just covered in bamboo.
NCjack
(10,279 posts)stillcool
(32,626 posts)fill them out the way they want, and call it the immaculate election.
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)If the number of signatures or "voted by mail" notations in the poll books match the number of cast ballots, then it doesn't matter what fiber is in the ballot paper.
Sick thought though...what would they do if ballots with Trump votes on them contain bamboo?
Solly Mack
(90,771 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)are also on the ballot. Soooo stupid.
To most people, this is a joke.
blueinredohio
(6,797 posts)just say STOP IT just fucking stop it!
AZLD4Candidate
(5,698 posts)you throw it in the water.
Xipe Totec
(43,890 posts)DanieRains
(4,619 posts)To make sure it is counted.
Ok?
Ok?
C'mon now.
Ok?
mwooldri
(10,303 posts)Georgia Pacific make a lot of paper.
What conspiracy theory could we spin out of this? Ehehe lol...
Deminpenn
(15,286 posts)all they'll have accomplished is to have debunked every crackpot election CT out there.
onethatcares
(16,172 posts)the "BigBamboo"?
Not sure the spelling is correct but hey, it's been 50 years...
JHB
(37,160 posts)Bam-boooo
Fraud votes from China
Bam-booo...