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PCIntern

(25,556 posts)
Wed May 5, 2021, 04:38 PM May 2021

A "Modest Proposal" for the Right Wing:

Yeah, you guys hate everything, you're all victims of The American Experiment and despise any "trampling on (your) rights". Never mind no one else has any rights, but that's for another day.

So i'm here to tell y'all that you missed a BIG ONE. You need to get right on this...immediately.

Where in the Constitution of the United States is it stipulated that the Government has the right to tell anyone where they can fly a plane? The FAA should be abolished as an unconstitutional agency and let the private sector just fly. The pilots know what they're doing; after all, many served in the military ( USA! USA! USA!) and are VERY CAREFUL. The FAA is a waste of money and denies me the right to pilot my antique 707 with free will, as guaranteed me by my Founding Fathers. As an Originalist, i find no mention of regulation of airplanes in any of the documents signed in Philadelphia in 1776 and 1789 so Case Closed.

Oh yes...and one more thing: you folk made a big deal out of the Democrats protesting the cessation of the vote recount in Florida in 2000, and, actually rather creatively to be honest, turned the Gore/Lieberman signs into Sore/Loserman signs. Whereas I actually give you some small credit for inventiveness and amusing language parody, Your guy, now known as The Former Guy, deserves the Nobel Prize for Sore/Loserman status. Get the Hell over it. He may have received more votes than any sitting President ever has, but he was defeated soundly by more votes that have ever been cast against anyone in the history of the United States. realize that you were conned by a sociopath - it happens to more spouses than anyone can count, and lick your wounds. On second thought, don't try: you can't reach those particular wounds.

Good night and good luck.

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