G.O.P. Claims Biden Is Artificially Inflating Job-Approval Rating By Displaying Competence

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—With a new Associated Press poll showing Joe Biden garnering a sixty-three-per-cent general-approval rating, Republicans are accusing the President of “artificially inflating” that number through “blatant displays of competence.”

“Joe Biden is the consummate Washington insider, and he knows how to game these polls,” Senator Rand Paul said. “If you want to get a high approval rating, all you have to do is do a job that people approve of.”

Senator Ted Cruz agreed. “Joe Biden is so desperate to have a high approval rating that he’s been using every day in office to deliver results to the American people,” he charged. “I for one find this behavior beneath contempt.”

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene called Biden’s seventy-one-per-cent approval rating for his handling of the pandemic “a joke,” noting, “If all you care about is people liking the way you handle the pandemic, I guess you’d handle the pandemic all the livelong day. Big whoop.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/gop-claims-biden-is-artificially-inflating-job-approval-rating-by-displaying-competence

[niyad]

1. One actually had to check to see if this was stature.

[stillcool]

2. the ability to string words together and make a

logical sentence gave it away.

[Biophilic]

3. And thank you, Joe, for all your deviousness.

[WVreaper]

4. They forgot about Joe tanking Wall Street!

Hit an all time high. Or was that Don Jr.?

[roamer65]

5. A potted plant would poll better than the former fuckup.

This isn’t rocket science for people.

It’s just that Joe Biden has empathy, where the former fuckup was a sociopath.

[rickyhall]

6. No, Rand & Cruz, that's ya'll do.