How to convince gQp Trumpsters to get covid vaccinated. Bill Gates' micro-chip can set you free..
If you receive the vaccination you'll benefit..
You'll get free, sound financial advice. Bill can whisper in your ear, from inside your body.
You'll receive free, sound investment advice from a billionaire 100's of times over. Worried about that hot, trending stock pick? Bill will let you know. Gates will use 5G to communicate with you in real time and let you know that you are an investment amateur. Your left leg may start shaking and you'll have the sudden urge to pee yourself.
Your cell phone reception will improve.
You'll become a WIFI hotspot.
You can sync your body to your bluetooth devices.
You can become an emergency radio beacon.
This will become the ultimate survival tool when the system collapses because of big-government.
You'll be able to shoot lasers from your mouth, via your teeth fillings and melt liberal faces.
You'll be granted all of these super-powers if you just get the fucking shot!
Join us in getting vaccinated. Then you too can emit radiation and melt down your commie enemies.
(edit: to be clear, this is all sarcasm, satire)