General Discussion
Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsElise Stefanik Replaces Ivanka as Trump's Daughter
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Consolidating her position as Americas foremost Trump loyalist, Representative Elise Stefanik stunned political insiders on Wednesday by replacing Ivanka Trump as one of the former Presidents daughters.
According to those familiar with the shakeup, Donald Trump made the move after Stefanik spent months convincing him that she was substantially more loyal than his now former daughter.
In an official statement from Mar-a-Lago, Trump wished Ivanka well, adding, She had a good run.
Stefanik, who is running to replace Representative Liz Cheney as chair of the House Republican Conference, put to rest any doubt that she could handle that job while fulfilling her responsibilities as Trumps daughter.
Theyre basically the same job, she said. I just have to say Yes, Daddy.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/elise-stefanik-replaces-ivanka-as-trumps-daughter
getagrip_already
(14,757 posts)Then it would be "ivanka who? I think she shared a room in our apartment for a while, but I didn't speak to her."
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,010 posts)dalton99a
(81,513 posts)magicarpet
(14,154 posts)... panties privileges as he has long maintained with his precious daughter ?
Buns_of_Fire
(17,180 posts)You know, the kind Daddy REALLY likes?
Simeon Salus
(1,143 posts)That's just too icky to ponder.
underpants
(182,823 posts)Ka-Dinh Oy
(11,686 posts)Her cheeks don't have that sucked in look.
I just don't think donny would want to be her daddy.
tonedevil
(3,022 posts)UTUSN
(70,700 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,445 posts)I guess this one was obvious - though highly appropriate!
UTUSN
(70,700 posts)Rhiannon12866
(205,445 posts)I make it a point to include the photo, since Borowitz does, to provide the full effect.