Here is Jovan Pulitzer tonight, the man behind the Maricopa fraudit

[Nevilledog]

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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
Here is Jovan Pulitzer tonight, the man behind the Maricopa fraudit: “This is the best thing that could have ever happened to our nation. It was ordained long, long ago, that you were chosen to be here to fight this fight.” Silly me, I always thought ‘auditors’ were impartial!

[dweller]

1. Q Cult Porn

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[WHITT]

2. It's Obvious They Can't Find Anything

Otherwise they wouldn't be looking for watermarks that never existed, and bamboo in the paper that never existed.

[ChubbyStar]

3. His Wiki Page is SOMETHING ELSE!!!

I laughed my ass off.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J_Hutton_Pulitzer

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. It has to be Andy Kaufman in disguise. Has to be.

After they're finished examining all the ballots for secret watermarks and traces of bamboo, I think it's planned that they run them all through the Pulitzer Molecule Disassembler (pat. pend.) which will read the aura of the ballot to determine the mental state of the voter.

If any of the ballots survive all this, they might just sit down and count them.

[ChubbyStar]

5. It is so Andy Kaufman

Pulitzer says he began in marketing aged 9, selling rabbit meat to restaurants.[8] He is divorced.[9]

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. Divorced. I can't imagine why. nt

[RegularJam]

8. Learned logistics at 9 when his neighborhood ran out of rabbits...

And he had to start outsourcing.

[TreasonousBastard]

7. Borat! This guy got 185 mill for the "worst invention of the decade"?

[dalton99a]

9. 100 patents and 300 books, with a net worth estimated at $12 trillion

and a stable of 500 girlfriends