You don't just walk into Iceland and get a pizza!

[PurgedVoter]

For one thing, a boat or plane will be faster. That said, once you get there, you can dispose of any nasty rings you brought with you while enjoying a lava smoked pizza!
https://www.accuweather.com/en/travel/adventurous-man-turned-a-volcano-into-a-pizza-oven/945681?utm_medium=push&utm_source=pushly&utm_content=1006079&utm_campaign=pushly_manual

While you plan your trip, you should consider bringing a boat with you.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/robinandrews/2017/07/26/heres-how-to-make-a-boat-to-sail-over-deadly-lava/?sh=2eacaaa55c9c

[Cracklin Charlie]

1. I asked google once how to get to Australia.

It said:

Step One: Build a canoe

I don’t remember the rest, but it was funny.

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2. and it comes loaded with minerals and toxins!

[lindysalsagal]

3. Honestly, would this ever have happened without youtube or twitter?

The things people will do to get strangers to notice them.

[Sneederbunk]

4. I bought the soap but cannot get it to burn.

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. Well, actually ...

https://www.iceland.co.uk/frozen/pizza-and-garlic-bread