Putting magnets over your injection site

[jmbar2]

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The stoopid never stops.

Just saw on Stocktwits - quickly morphing from a stock discussion board to conspiracy central - that someone is claiming that magnets will stick to your injection site.

There are no words...

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Update
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Since posting this, so many good follow-on questions were asked, I have forwarded them to the original poster of the magnet story:

- If each vial of vaccine can vaccinate 8 people, how do they divide up the chips from each vial?
- If one person gets too many chips, do they overdose? What does the overdose look like?
- If you have the chip and you get an MRI, does it rip your arm off?
- Do the chips need to be updated periodically, and if so,how is it done?

I'll post your answers. Many inquiring minds want to know
Thank you in advance.
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[FarPoint]

1. That happens only if...

One applies peanut butter to the injection site first.

[jmbar2]

2. tee hee

I was experimenting with maple syrup

[FarPoint]

7. Yummy...

I understand it must be Vermont Maple Syrup ...

[dalton99a]

3. But that's how you erase the data

Wrap these around your arm with duct tape:

[jmbar2]

4. Does it work if you wrap it around your head too?

Cure for the stoopids?

[multigraincracker]

5. Hope the dummies don't have a

pacemaker.

[Me.]

6. That's Why I Keep My Sleeves Down

so no one will know

[PortTack]

8. This was a meme that went around TikTok 6-8 wks ago

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“Tell your conservative friends to rub a magnet around the injection site and it would screw up the micro chip.”

I’m sure there are cultists that bought it!!

[Liberty Belle]

9. They should do this in front of their computers and screw up their access to Q-Anon sites, too.

Stick those magnets on their hard drives for good measure.

This thread may be worthy of a DU-zy award...

[sanatanadharma]

10. It works, but only with a disk magnet

One needs an authentic Flat-Earth (pat. pending) disk magnet with one pole in the center and the other around the circumference.

What I want to know is this.
If a vial of vaccine holds five to six doses, how do they* guarantee that everyone gets a chip?

Perhaps the first individual gets four chips.
Or is the vial filled with chips like a homeopathic remedy?

How is the chip powered? Does it require a battery pack, perhaps 18650?
Does the needle ever plug up? Does this explain the stories of multiple jabs?

Why don't people understand that magnets activate the 'location-fine-tuning-function' of the chips?

*"they" is an amorphous unknown of uncertain gender and number and sexual-preference, never seen with anything, yet responsible for everything.

[ProfessorGAC]

12. You're So Suspicious!

Multiple doses in a vial aren't a problem.
Gates put a couple hundred chips in each vial. Mass transfer theory says if the vial is shaken (as in the directions) you're sure to get a chip.
See, it's simple!

[happybird]

11. Ok, I tried it

With a magnet featuring a photo of the Pope, nonetheless, to give it some extra oomph.

It did not stick.

[Takket]

13. what you really need to do is smear honey all over your body

and then lay down on a fire-ant hill.

that will ensure the bill gates microchip gets destroyed

[Midnight Writer]

14. If you extract your chip with a magnet, do you still get the benefits of the vaccine?

[Wounded Bear]

18. No. The chip contains the program for the nanobots...

without the chip, they can't find the covid cooties.

[NewHendoLib]

15. once, when I was selling tomato plants in Raleigh, a couple wanted to

to sell me big bottles of "demagnetized water" for healthier plants.

For every batshit crazy scam, there is likely a long line of people ready to be fleeced.

Science...its FUN-damental!

[Binkie The Clown]

16. Everyone knows you need to smear axle grease on the injection site. nt

[doc03]

17. That got me thinking. How would a MRI affect

the tracking chip?

[Buns_of_Fire]

19. Don't do it. It'll screw up the Windows 0.000000000001 that

gets installed from the picochip and then you'll have to get another injection to install Service Pack 0.000000000015.2 to fix it.

[jmbar2]

20. HAHAHA

I'll have to go back to the original post and ask them about the updates. Serious concern...

[onethatcares]

21. will you shut down

for the updates?

[canetoad]

22. They didn't stick to mine

[jmbar2]

23. You may need a booster shot.