Donate to Governor Stitt to "make sure Chick-Fil-A never has another sauce shortage."

[Nevilledog]

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Kendall Brown
@kendallybrown
Oklahoma Gov Kevin Stitt’s re-election campaign is now claiming that “Joe Biden’s radical liberal policies” are to blame for Chick-fil-A’s sauce shortage.

It asks readers to donate to Stitt to “make sure Chick-Fil-A never has another sauce shortage.”
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[OAITW r.2.0]

1. If only Joe had thought to address the Chick-Fil-A sauce shortage on 1/20/21, we could have avoided

this tragedy.

BTW, just how stupid does your target audience have to be to believe this horseshit?

[jmowreader]

3. Stupid enough to send money to Kevin Stitt, at least

[jmowreader]

2. Dear Governor Stitt:

The sauce shortage is being caused by increased demand for Chick-fil-A food. Is your “solution” to nationalize the sauce industry so they can be forced to make as much sauce as your constituents want? Because...that sounds pretty un-Republican to me.

[dalton99a]

4. "Governor Stitt will build a Chick-Fil-A sauce pipeline just for you"

[Maeve]

5. Well maybe they just need to head to the local grocery and buy it off the shelf!

If there is a real shortage, why are bottles of it on sale at Kroger?

[dalton99a]

8. No shit.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

6. I got some sauce for him

[dalton99a]

7. Never again!

[-misanthroptimist]

9. Poor little desperate Republicans

The only break they ever get is that their voters are ignorant, credulous ninnies.

[Midnight Writer]

10. Hunter Biden took all the sauce and gave it to China.

[kskiska]

11. Just imagine how much worse it would be

it they were open on Sundays.

[gratuitous]

12. Talk about knowing your target audience!

Stitt knows his constituents will gobble down this unadulterated bullshit and pronounce it the finest filet mignon they've ever tasted.